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Pineapple House Rugby League fans from Ausfailure yesterday mourned the achievement of New Zealander Reuben Wiki in becoming the first New Zealander to play 300 first grade games in the NR-Hell. Kiwis have always struggled to make 300 games because of the way they are shafted by the corrupt jokediciary which uses a Continue reading Wiki Beats The Odds New Zealand Rugby League bosses have sought the advice of their counterparts from Ausfailure as the World Champion Rugby League team came to terms with the embarrassing loss to easybeats the Kangalose in an exhibition match played to promote the game in Wellington on the weekend. Formerly known as the ANZAC Test the friendly match Continue reading Ausfailure Offers Advice On Losing For Kiwis Oswald P Wrong – World Champion Tipster Oswald P Wrong has been declared the champion tipster following his complete and utter annihilation of his opponents in the 2007 season NR-Hell competition. To mark this achievement The Oswald P Wrong Official Fan Club released this special commemorative T-shirt for losers to wear. T Shirts Continue reading OSWALD P WRONG SECURES WORLD CHAMPION TIPPING STATUS Bluey Crackersport Reports From New Zealand With just a couple of days to go before season 2003 kicks off there have already been several casualties. Craig Coleman was given the bums rush at Souths after continuing in the Souths tradition of losing heaps of games in a row. “Tradition is all very well when it Continue reading 2003 Season Preview The New Zealand Warriors scored first blood this week and it wasn’t on the football field, but rather in the pockets of their former financial partner and co-owner, the NZRL. In a move reminiscent of the finest tradition of Aussie league and it’s ability to stick one up the Kiwis, the new New Zealand Warriors Continue reading Warriors Stick It Up NZRL Following the Bulldogs 78th minute collapse in recent matches Bulldogs Players Union Delegate Matt O’Finish has called for shorter working hours for his members. The Bulldog Union wants the second half to be reduced to 35 minutes in future and in return they will not ask for win bonuses to be increased. Bulldogs sources remained Continue reading Bulldogs Call For Shorter Working Hours? Queensland league officials are today howling loudly and calling for field goals to be outlawed from the game as the shock of losing to this years wooden spoon certainties the New Zealand Warriors settles in. The Kiwis were level pegging with the real footballers until a Stacey Jones drop goal in the closing minutes of Continue reading Field Goals To Be Outlawed? Australian race car driver Greg Murphy today downplayed his fisticuffs after poor driving by a knuckleheaded competitor caused a major pile up in Sundays Touring Car shebang. “Driving like that deserves a proper response” said the Kiwi hothead, “but the rumors of Warriors coach Daniel Anderson offering me a start in the weekends clash with Continue reading Murphy Denies Warriors Link Up New Warriors Signing Leading bookmakers today shifted their odds on lowly ranked cellar dwellers the New Zealand Warriors following their press conference this morning in Auckland. Most now had the Warriors at 1/1 to take out the premiership making them unbackable favorites to win everything relentlessly. The markets were realigned following the shock Continue reading Warriors Leap Into Favoritism For NRL Premiership |
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