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Ausfailure Nil While the Sockerlose crashed and burned as predicted by this website at the FIFA World Cup at least all is not lost. Harry Kewell has come out near the top of top website guardian.co.uk player ratings. Little old New Zealand did pretty well too. All Whites Ryan Nelsen and Mark Paston Continue reading Ausfailure Makes World Cup Rankings Sockerlose Homecoming Back to back Fifa World Cup losers the Sockerlose are in transit to the Airport and heading home after securing defeat on the biggest sports stage in the world just minutes ago. Ausfailure secured defeat in the opening round of the tournament when they crashed 4 nil against a rookie German Continue reading Two Time Aussie Losers Heading Home Whinge, whinge, bleat, bleat, woe is me. Ausfailure is embarrassing itself on the world stage and showing the world what a bunch of whingers they really are deep down where it counts, as rugby league fans knew all along. [Source and Full Story] DESPITE sharing the frustration of the players after watching the Continue reading Aussie Whingers Told To Shut TF Up, Again Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! While the world sits up and watches as the All Whites from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific and current rugby league world champions, upstage their big mouthed and small dicked not so neighborly neighbors from the west Ausfailure at the FIFA World Cup Ausfailure Continue reading “We’ve never been given the fair go” bleat Sockerlose NZ's Trophy More humiliation for former world champs at everything Ausfailure as their idols New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific beat world champion football stars Italy at the FIFA World Cup. New Zealand are 78th ranked dreamers in the world of football and were expected to Continue reading NZ Beat World Champs, Again Laughing Stock Ausfailure remain winless in the FIFA World Cup as they lose to Ghana in a 1 all draw. To add insult to humiliation they have lost star hot head Harry Kewell who was red carded and Craig Moore received a caution in a scrappy and ill disciplined performance by the Sockerlose. Continue reading Moore Misery For Sockerlose Another Red Card to add to the Kewellection Ausfailure’s Sockerlose once more proved how hard it is for a team of ockers to play within the rules as they watched their second player in as many matches red carded in the FIFA World Cup. 24 minutes into the Ghana v Ausfailure match the Continue reading Losing Your Kewell Jamal Umboto, 3rd from left. As part of their daily public relations training the Sockerlose visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning. “It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6 In other news lowly ranked pretenders Ghana Continue reading Sockerlose Orphanage Visit Brings Cheer What Me Worry? The cocky swagger of the Ocker meathead has vanished as Ausfailure face certain humiliation at this years Football World Cup official figures show. The Sockerlose begin to lose on June 11th. http://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-confidence-extends-retreat-20… The Westpac Melbourne Institute consumer sentiment index dropped by 5.7 per cent in June, a third consecutive monthly Continue reading Confidence Slides As World Cup Losses Approach Ausfailure’s Sockerlose last night surprised no one by giving yet another unconvincing effort against 36th ranked Denmark. Ausfailure’s Coach Pim Werekrap blasted the Sockerlose after their appalling effort against 78th ranked New Zealand last week whilst being full of praise for the professionalism of New Zealand. Pre game predictions saw bookies favoring Ausfailure to beat Continue reading World Cup Nightmare Continues For Sockerlose Ausfailure’s troubled socker losers suffered the indignity of having their imported coach tell them he was ashamed of their p!sspoor effort against 78th ranked soccer dreamers New Zealand after the abysmal display the green and yellow boofheads tried to pass off as entertainment on Monday night. Sockerlose Coach Pim Verbeek from Holland strongly criticised Tim Continue reading Sockerlose Coach Blasts Players For Being Ockers Ausfailure’s World Cup hopes are in ruins this morning as the reality of it all sinks in – The Sockerlose aren’t much better than New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands in the pacific, current world rugby league champions and ranked 78th in the socker world. In order to get any one to Continue reading Sockerlose Outclassed By 78th Ranked Pretenders New Zealand Flys Region's Flag While Aussies Sit On Arse And Do Nothing, Again While Ausfailure lingers at the bottom of the no-hoper barrel and embarrasses itself on the World Stage on a daily basis sports fans from this part of the World can get down on their knees and thank God for Continue reading Thank God For New Zealand! International Soccer ringmasters Fifa have laughed off the tuggery of the Football Federation of Ausfailure after they tried to impose an on again off again ban on one of their thugs for smacking over a ref. Originally suspended from competing at the August 8-24 Games after being handed a 15-month suspension for striking referee Mark Continue reading FIFA says F-OFF FFS to FFA The New Zealand junior girls’ table tennis team won the Oceania title to qualify for the world championships in Egypt in December. They beat Ausfailure 3-Nil in the Oceania final in Geelong. World Finals officials were jubilant that a team from New Zealand would represent Oceania in December saying ‘At least now we can be Continue reading Oceania Now A Chance in World Title True to the long standing traditions of whinging when you are too crap to win born again Soccer thugs from Ausfailure are queuing up to have a crack at any ref who doesn’t have sufficient affect on the game to hand them an easy win. The latest whinge has come about after Ausfailure once more Continue reading “We Wuz Robbed” Whingefest Continues As Ausfailure struggles to come to terms with the fact that they are pretty much crap at everything these days Aussies are leading the charge in blaming everyone but themselves for their crap performances. Even those who have buggered off from Loser Central to hide from the humiliating defeats still find their natural talent for Continue reading Ausfailure Whinge Again Soccer Thrills It sounds like a lot of money to some of us but 20 Million Dollars is peanuts to Obidias, Official Ball Sponsor for Sydney 2000. ‘We were happy to pay the 20 million (excluding kick backs) for the exposure, we believe we got a good deal’ Soccer fans this reporter spoke Continue reading Sponsors Thrilled With Exposure |
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