Warriors Stick It Up NZRL

The New Zealand Warriors scored first blood this week and it wasn’t on the football field, but rather in the pockets of their former financial partner and co-owner, the NZRL. In a move reminiscent of the finest tradition of Aussie league and it’s ability to stick one up the Kiwis, the new New Zealand Warriors

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New Broom In New Zealand League

Insiders say that the new broom that is sweeping through New Zealand League is designed to end Australia’s dominance on the game but the smart money is on the Aussies staying well clear of the Kiwis for many years to come.

The recent appointments of Barry McAlister and Gary Freeman have been touted as part

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Paul Brothers Hit Due Soon

Bradfords Kiwi saviors Henry and Robbie Paul are set to release their first single this week to raise funds for their record label. The Paul Bros have a signed a 12 album deal with local hit record producer Miss Anne Zack and the first single will be off the first album entitled “Wish You Were

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Bulldogs Call For Shorter Working Hours?

Following the Bulldogs 78th minute collapse in recent matches Bulldogs Players Union Delegate Matt O’Finish has called for shorter working hours for his members. The Bulldog Union wants the second half to be reduced to 35 minutes in future and in return they will not ask for win bonuses to be increased.

Bulldogs sources remained

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Field Goals To Be Outlawed?

Queensland league officials are today howling loudly and calling for field goals to be outlawed from the game as the shock of losing to this years wooden spoon certainties the New Zealand Warriors settles in.

The Kiwis were level pegging with the real footballers until a Stacey Jones drop goal in the closing minutes of

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Warriors Leap Into Favoritism For NRL Premiership

New Warriors Signing

Leading bookmakers today shifted their odds on lowly ranked cellar dwellers the New Zealand Warriors following their press conference this morning in Auckland.

Most now had the Warriors at 1/1 to take out the premiership making them unbackable favorites to win everything relentlessly.

The markets were realigned following the shock

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Australia Sh!tting Bricks In Lead Up To ANZAC Test

‘Packing bricks’ is how Australian sources close to the test team yet to be announced described the camp’s feeling towards the announcement that a neutral referee will officiate in this years ANZAC test.

“Using neutral refs doesn’t help our cause at all, and it goes against the grain to have to accept that.’ said an

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Kiwis Humiliate Ausfailure In Tri Nations, Again

Kangalose

As expected the Kiwi Rugby League team humliated the Kangalose from Ausfailure in the Tri Nations final on Sunday morning dicking the former world champions 24 to nothing.

Yes, that what I said 24 to nothing.

Ausfailure was unable score any points against NZ and most sports journalists agree that the effort

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