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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 3rd, 2011 You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you?
Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip.
When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his
Continue reading Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 30th, 2011 Sporting Failure Capital of the World Ausfailure has once more lowered the bar on how embarrassing it’s successive sporting humiliations can go with a predictable loss to Samoa.
Sources from Samoa say they were not surprised to have knocked off the Super 14 champions. “Yeah pro, we won, but when you look at it, we
Continue reading Aussies Celebrate Another Humiliating Loss
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 11th, 2011 More silver medals for being not quite good enough are certain to be going to Ausfailure with the announcement that Rugby League will be coming to the Commonwealth Games soon.
When it comes to rugby league, like most sports, Ausfailure are currently runners up to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated island somewhere in the
Continue reading More Silvers Headed Ausfailure’s Way
By Bluey Crackersport, on March 19th, 2011 Intelligent people watching as Ausfailure parades it’s world famous criminals all over the TV as rugby league stars can be excused for wondering if they are watching a street gang celebrate it’s crimes.
When the NR-Hell awarded Andrew Johns the title of World’s Greatest Player some wondered if they wanted other players to assimilate Johns
Continue reading Ausfailure’s Soft Spot For Crime Denied
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 29th, 2011 The long suffering Aussie sports fan has done it tough these last few years as they have been tied down sport like an unwilling marsupial component of a deviant bondage session and forced to watch their beloved rugby league team take it up the clacker repeatedly by the world champions from New Zealand, a small
Continue reading Kangaroos Notch Up A Victory – Finally
By Bluey Crackersport, on December 30th, 2010 While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.
Continue reading Every body needs good neighbours
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 20th, 2010 Johnsy Looks Into Racism In Sport
Racist druggie Andrew Johns was today searching for a sole supporter as his reputation as a top Aussie was under further attack from his countrymen. Johns looks set to be denied Immortal status for being a racist.
He has been dumped as coaching consultant by The Eels.
Continue reading Johns ‘you can’t be apologising all your life for being an arsehole.’
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 18th, 2010 No Bubble Gum
As police hand back embarrassing cellphone footage of rugby league stars doing illegal drugs offenders chewing gum in class are not given such leniency. Sh!t no.
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Jailed for bursting gum STEVE BUTCHER June 18, 2010
A GUM-CHEWING 20-year-old from Dandenong was yesterday jailed by a magistrate
Continue reading Cocaine Yes, Bubble Gum No
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 17th, 2010 Rubgy League Players Get Ready To Party
While some argue rugby league is simply a showcase and feeder for up and coming AFL talent they forget that rugby league also provides some of the best xxx rated entertainment available. Graphic stories of group sex romps, consensual or otherwise, have titillated the public for
Continue reading Sex, Lies, Racism, Drugs, Violence, Rugby League Has Got It All
By Bluey Crackersport, on December 15th, 2009 What to do with Wee Willy and his Peers
With so many famous Aussies being snapped whipping out their little willys and taking a leak any old place the question needs to be ask as the whether or not Ausfailure is in fact a dunny.
Wee Willy Mason got his hands wet whilst
Continue reading Is Ausfailure A Toilet?
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 16th, 2009 Number 2
England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament.
New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final.
Ausfailure failed
Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 12th, 2009 After spending the last week lobbying for an Ausfailure referee to help the underpowered Kangalose get a leg up in this weekends Four Nations Final the RLB has appointed a New Zealand referee to control the game.
The final will decide which team out of England and Ausfailure can earn bragging rights to being Not
Continue reading Ausfailure Fails In Four Nations, Again
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 12th, 2009 Updated 12-11-2009 08:17
Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again
After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis
Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 10th, 2009 Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.
Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to
Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 10th, 2009 Updated 10-11-2009 07:41
World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England.
They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game.
While this is a
Continue reading Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 8th, 2009 Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut.
Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a conspiracy
Continue reading Ausfailure Cry Foul At England Win
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 25th, 2009 2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League.
In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4
Continue reading Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 22nd, 2009 A Loser
Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team.
Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van
Continue reading Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat
By Bluey Crackersport, on September 3rd, 2009 AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below
DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.
The cupboard is bare
Features
Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are
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By Bluey Crackersport, on August 24th, 2009 While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages.
Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was
Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend
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