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By Bluey Crackersport, on March 22nd, 2011 Chimpanzees' behaviour compares favourably with Australian bosses, according to research.
The verdict is in, evolution is a fact and it has taken Ausfailure to show the world the proof.
While it’s charming to think that arse scratching finger sniffing apes are not our relatives a recent study of the primitive culture of Ausfailure
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By Bluey Crackersport, on March 20th, 2011
Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4770703/Eat-a-koala-stickers-blasted
Car stickers suggesting people should eat koalas have outraged environmental groups, the RSPCA and politicians in Brisbane.
The stickers feature a black knife and fork crossing over the top of the Redland City Council’s colourful koala logo with the words Save The Redlands … Eat a Koala.
The stickers and
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By Bluey Crackersport, on March 6th, 2011 Yeah, the Aussies are pretty upset with illegal boatloads of criminals coming to their shores. Some argue that the concern is just a mask for rampant xenophobia and part of the war on Islam that fills the newspapers daily with stories of bigotry and hate.
Aussies the world over are blogging about how criminal elements
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By Bluey Crackersport, on November 12th, 2009 Updated 12-11-2009 08:17
Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again
After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis
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By Bluey Crackersport, on November 10th, 2009 Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.
Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to
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By Bluey Crackersport, on September 3rd, 2009 AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below
DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.
The cupboard is bare
Features
Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 11th, 2009 A Happy Marriage – Aus Style
Four women interviewed by Four Corners allege they have been involved in group sex with players or been victims of sexual abuse. Details of one group sex session, involving Nine Network star Matthew Johns when he was playing with NRL club Cronulla in 2002, were revealed last
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By Bluey Crackersport, on December 28th, 2008 Updated 28-12-2008 19:00
Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet.
This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game.
No, really
We have fixed the typos
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2008 Inglis not happy at being described as a primate
SoO banana bender Greg Inglis today reacted angrily to suggestions he and other Aussies resemble monkeys, despite his mid air acrobatics in the warm up to last weeks second half of the ANZAC test which NZ won 12 – 6 against Ausfailure.
A handler
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 5th, 2005 Australian Captain Ms Darren Lockyer shows off the new test strip for the paparazzi.
The head honchos of Australian Rugby League today announced that for all test matches against formidable third string Kiwi rugby league sides Australian Players would be kitted out in a special playing strip. A spokesman said that the new
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