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Any Aussie who tells you they are not a nation of loser whinging halfwits just needs to be reminded of Kangalose Coach Ricky Stuart’s bleating moaning whingefest that cost him his job after his pack of moaners choked again against New Zealand in a big game, but it’s nice to see the daily press in Continue reading Whinger! Salute to another great Australian trait New match-fixing allegations involving high-profile NRL players have been revealed by a Sydney radio station. The reports confirm what many have suspected for years, that rugby league in Ausfailure is rigged. How long it has been going on it anyone’s guess, but they’ve been playing the game over here for 100 years. Triple M reported Continue reading NRL Keeping Match Fixing Quiet Until Games Over L to R: Smith, Inglis and Slater prepare for Origin Origin of the Species star Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith has made it three in a row. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/smiths-three-contracts/sto… NRL salary cap investigators have discovered champion hooker Cameron Smith had THREE separate contracts with Melbourne Storm. One was registered with the NRL, one was Continue reading Smith Makes It Three In A Row You have to laugh at all those Broncoes fans who have been falling over the place supporting the Melbourne Storm cheats with many saying the players are completely innocent? Of course we can only speculate why Broncoes fans are shoving their tongues down the trousers of News Ltd’s other team, but until we have cellphone Continue reading Storm Players Too Busy Cheating For Queensland To Front Up What to do with Wee Willy and his Peers With so many famous Aussies being snapped whipping out their little willys and taking a leak any old place the question needs to be ask as the whether or not Ausfailure is in fact a dunny. Wee Willy Mason got his hands wet whilst Continue reading Is Ausfailure A Toilet? Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more. Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Updated 28-12-2008 19:00 Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet. This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game. No, really We have fixed the typos Continue reading If you thought Anthony Mundine was a big headed twat, take a look at this One word: Monahan. If you can’t win it fair, then cheat. Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world. With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead Continue reading Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status Australian Referees On Tour To England pose for a team photo Referees from the NRL competition Australia have used the current Tri Nations series to embark on a bonding excercise to cement friendship and comradeship in their ranks. In the first tour of it’s kind the referees decided that touring with the Australian Continue reading Aussie Refs Join Tri Nations Tour HR-Hell HQ The NR-Hell today advised that judicial shaftings will now take place at the new purpose built head office for the NR-Hell Jokediciary. The building is situated at 14 Grovellenbeg Street, Central Sydney. A spokes person for the NR-Hell said the building was designed by a leading architect and was meant to Continue reading NR-HELL Move Into New Offices |
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