Every body needs good neighbours

While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.

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Australasian Makes World’s Best

A player from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the Pacific, has made the top 11 players of the 2010 World Cup.

Ausfailure immediately claimed him as one of their own due to the fact that no one from Ausfailure was good enough to make the grade.

New Zealand was

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Ausfailure Makes World Cup Rankings

Ausfailure Nil

While the Sockerlose crashed and burned as predicted by this website at the FIFA World Cup at least all is not lost.

Harry Kewell has come out near the top of top website guardian.co.uk player ratings.

Little old New Zealand did pretty well too.

All Whites Ryan Nelsen and Mark Paston

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Mission Accomplished

It's Official – Ausfailure Lose 2010 World Cup

The long suffering misery guts fans of Ausfailure are rueing the crap performances of their sockerlose team as it wings it’s way back from a successful mission to lose back to back soccer world cups for a second successive time in a row. In 2006

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Two Time Aussie Losers Heading Home

Sockerlose Homecoming

Back to back Fifa World Cup losers the Sockerlose are in transit to the Airport and heading home after securing defeat on the biggest sports stage in the world just minutes ago.

Ausfailure secured defeat in the opening round of the tournament when they crashed 4 nil against a rookie German

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Aussie Whingers Told To Shut TF Up, Again

Whinge, whinge, bleat, bleat, woe is me.

Ausfailure is embarrassing itself on the world stage and showing the world what a bunch of whingers they really are deep down where it counts, as rugby league fans knew all along.

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DESPITE sharing the frustration of the players after watching the

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NZ Beat World Champs, Again

NZ's Trophy

More humiliation for former world champs at everything Ausfailure as their idols New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific beat world champion football stars Italy at the FIFA World Cup. New Zealand are 78th ranked dreamers in the world of football and were expected to

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Moore Misery For Sockerlose

Laughing Stock

Ausfailure remain winless in the FIFA World Cup as they lose to Ghana in a 1 all draw. To add insult to humiliation they have lost star hot head Harry Kewell who was red carded and Craig Moore received a caution in a scrappy and ill disciplined performance by the Sockerlose.

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Losing Your Kewell

Another Red Card to add to the Kewellection

Ausfailure’s Sockerlose once more proved how hard it is for a team of ockers to play within the rules as they watched their second player in as many matches red carded in the FIFA World Cup. 24 minutes into the Ghana v Ausfailure match the

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