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Updated 10-11-2009 07:41 World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England. They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game. While this is a Continue reading Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut. Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a conspiracy Continue reading Ausfailure Cry Foul At England Win 2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League. In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4 Continue reading Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue A Loser Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team. Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van Continue reading Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages. Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend A Happy Marriage – Aus Style Four women interviewed by Four Corners allege they have been involved in group sex with players or been victims of sexual abuse. Details of one group sex session, involving Nine Network star Matthew Johns when he was playing with NRL club Cronulla in 2002, were revealed last Continue reading Ausfailure’s Love Of Group Sex Under Attack Updated 28-12-2008 19:00 Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet. This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game. No, really We have fixed the typos Continue reading If you thought Anthony Mundine was a big headed twat, take a look at this One word: Monahan. If you can’t win it fair, then cheat. Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world. With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead Continue reading Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status Updated 16-08-2008 17:45 Aussie men are well known for going out on the turps and chundering their guts up after a couple of shandy’s but rarely do they perform this feat on the world stage. Today in Beijing ocker boofhead Jared Tallent changed all that by upchucking his guts after losing the men’s 20km Continue reading Down-Under Losers Blunder and Chunder Updated 02-07-2008 14:30 While it is a generally accepted fact that Aussie sports people are the worlds biggest cheats due to their inability to compete effectively on a level playing field a study just released proves that they are not the only ones cheating to get by in the big league. Sports referees from Continue reading Official: Aussie Refs Admit To Being Cheats Too When Rugby League role model and celebrated national hero Andrew Johns boasted about taking banned drugs for a decade without punishment a year ago he obviously he sent a message to other athletes from Ausfailure not quite good enough to compete without cheating. That message was ‘take any drugs you like, you’ll probably get away Continue reading Ausfailure Drug Cheat Numbers Swell For Olympic Glory Sports fans from Ausfailure were gutted today when yet another attempt to send a player to the Olympics by rorting the rules was trounced by The Court of Arbitration for Sport. This follows hot on the heals of FIFA laughing off an attempt by Football Ausfailure to play a banned player during the Bejing games. Continue reading Aussie Loses First Olympic Medal Before Games Even Start Pineapple House Rugby League fans from Ausfailure yesterday mourned the achievement of New Zealander Reuben Wiki in becoming the first New Zealander to play 300 first grade games in the NR-Hell. Kiwis have always struggled to make 300 games because of the way they are shafted by the corrupt jokediciary which uses a Continue reading Wiki Beats The Odds International Soccer ringmasters Fifa have laughed off the tuggery of the Football Federation of Ausfailure after they tried to impose an on again off again ban on one of their thugs for smacking over a ref. Originally suspended from competing at the August 8-24 Games after being handed a 15-month suspension for striking referee Mark Continue reading FIFA says F-OFF FFS to FFA New Zealand Rugby League bosses have sought the advice of their counterparts from Ausfailure as the World Champion Rugby League team came to terms with the embarrassing loss to easybeats the Kangalose in an exhibition match played to promote the game in Wellington on the weekend. Formerly known as the ANZAC Test the friendly match Continue reading Ausfailure Offers Advice On Losing For Kiwis Oswald P Wrong – World Champion Tipster Oswald P Wrong has been declared the champion tipster following his complete and utter annihilation of his opponents in the 2007 season NR-Hell competition. To mark this achievement The Oswald P Wrong Official Fan Club released this special commemorative T-shirt for losers to wear. T Shirts Continue reading OSWALD P WRONG SECURES WORLD CHAMPION TIPPING STATUS
Ausfailure Adopts New Flag Ausfailure today announced that it was adopting a new flag in recognition of it’s sporting woes over the last 2 years. The flag fittingly replaces all the stars with asterisks on the current flag. Humilitated by New Zealand in 2005 in the Tri Nations final where Willy Continue reading Ausfailure Adopts New Flag Following Second Tri Nations Humiliation New Zealand’s Black Sticks shocked Australia with a scoreless draw in their second match of the women’s World Champions Trophy hockey tournament in Amsterdam this morning. The young New Zealanders kept the world’s third-ranked side goalless and came close to upsetting them again after their shock win in last year’s Oceania tournament. The puckeroos suffered Continue reading Aussie Puckerood By Kiwis At World Champs A World Cup-style competition to find the best beer has named an Australian made sparkling ale as the winner. The competition, run by the UK publication Off Licence News, pitted beers from 32 countries that contested soccer’s World Cup against each other. The drinks were placed in one of eight groups of four, to correspond Continue reading New Zealand Beer Pipped, For Once |
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