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By Bluey Crackersport, on August 8th, 2012 Source New Zealand Herald gives up a roundup of just how badly the former penile colony is taking the current wave of failure at the London Olympics.
Australia’s Olympic chiefs could do well to think about issuing Kevlar vests to their team.
With unexpected failures in the Games’ opening days, the media flak is already
Continue reading Ausfailure’s Olympic Meltdown Continues
By Bluey Crackersport, on August 3rd, 2012 Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure Being Sh!t At Sports For The Last Decade
It’s official.
Ausfailure’s 24 million sore losers have found a scapegoat for their craparse London Olympics effort.
Julia Gillard is the reason the Aussies haven’t been able to cheat a few wins in London.
Gillard became prime minister after former
Continue reading Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure’s Olympic Sh!t The Bed
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 3rd, 2011 You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you?
Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip.
When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his
Continue reading Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable
By Bluey Crackersport, on September 16th, 2011 Ausfailure’s sh!thouse sporting efforts over the last 10 – 20 years have seen a negative side effect on the physical and mental health of this nation of professional losers, according to latest scientific studies.
Aussies ‘in denial’ about being overweight
SOURCE
They may live in the lucky country but Australians are in denial about their
Continue reading Lard Arse Nation In Denial
By Bluey Crackersport, on March 22nd, 2011 Chimpanzees' behaviour compares favourably with Australian bosses, according to research.
The verdict is in, evolution is a fact and it has taken Ausfailure to show the world the proof.
While it’s charming to think that arse scratching finger sniffing apes are not our relatives a recent study of the primitive culture of Ausfailure
Continue reading Aussies Provide Vital Evolution Link
By Bluey Crackersport, on March 20th, 2011
Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4770703/Eat-a-koala-stickers-blasted
Car stickers suggesting people should eat koalas have outraged environmental groups, the RSPCA and politicians in Brisbane.
The stickers feature a black knife and fork crossing over the top of the Redland City Council’s colourful koala logo with the words Save The Redlands … Eat a Koala.
The stickers and
Continue reading Eat A Koala? Yeah Right
By Bluey Crackersport, on March 19th, 2011 Intelligent people watching as Ausfailure parades it’s world famous criminals all over the TV as rugby league stars can be excused for wondering if they are watching a street gang celebrate it’s crimes.
When the NR-Hell awarded Andrew Johns the title of World’s Greatest Player some wondered if they wanted other players to assimilate Johns
Continue reading Ausfailure’s Soft Spot For Crime Denied
By Bluey Crackersport, on February 24th, 2011 Source http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10708312
CANBERRA – A decade-long study has uncovered a disturbing level of ill-will towards Muslims, Jews and Asians across Australia.
The study, which identifies ethnic and racial tensions by state, suburb and rural areas, was released as divisions continued to emerge over anti-Muslim feeling within the federal Coalition.
It also follows appeals by Immigration
Continue reading Report reveals deep racial divides in Oz
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 29th, 2011 Any Aussie who tells you they are not a nation of loser whinging halfwits just needs to be reminded of Kangalose Coach Ricky Stuart’s bleating moaning whingefest that cost him his job after his pack of moaners choked again against New Zealand in a big game, but it’s nice to see the daily press in
Continue reading Whinger! Salute to another great Australian trait
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 29th, 2011 The long suffering Aussie sports fan has done it tough these last few years as they have been tied down sport like an unwilling marsupial component of a deviant bondage session and forced to watch their beloved rugby league team take it up the clacker repeatedly by the world champions from New Zealand, a small
Continue reading Kangaroos Notch Up A Victory – Finally
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 2nd, 2011 PHIL GIFFORD – Sunday Star Times
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/4507472/Ockers-who-hit-an-all-time-low
OPINION: Let’s honour the Australian way in sport by kicking them while they’re down.
Punter Ponting’s meltdown during the Ashes debacle at the MCG might have drawn more sympathy if you didn’t recall Steve Waugh’s snipe at Herschelle Gibbs in a world cup final, “You’ve just dropped the
Continue reading Ashes to ashes: Ockers who hit an all-time low
By Bluey Crackersport, on December 30th, 2010 While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts.
Continue reading Every body needs good neighbours
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 17th, 2010 [Source]
MORE than 100 police officers have been charged with 320 criminal offences over the past two years, ranging from drug dealing to aggravated sexual assault, drink-driving and unlawfully altering official records, NSW Police data obtained by the Herald show.
The most common charges against 117 officers arrested during the financial years 2008-09 and 2009-10
Continue reading Corruption Alive And Well In Convict Nation
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 16th, 2010 Officials Check For Medal Hopefuls
Not normally known for opening their arms to visitors Ausfailure does of course have it’s famous double standard when people trying to escape other countries are good at sport.
Being good at sport in Ausfailure is also good for keeping you out of jail if the missus needs
Continue reading Boat People Help Loser Nation At Games
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 15th, 2010 Aus Prime Minister Interview On Letterman
Australia is viewed as the “dumb blonde” of the world, attractive but shallow and unintelligent, says a visiting British branding expert.
Simon Anholt, who has advised more than 40 countries on national identity and reputation, said Australia’s one-dimensional image meant that events such as attacks on Indian
Continue reading Ausfailure ‘dumb blonde’ of the world:Official
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 7th, 2010 Ausfailure wrestler Hassene Fkiri's brain fart costs certain medal at the Commonwealth Games on Tuesday.
It’s often said that you can always tell an Aussie, but you can’t tell him much.
This is because so many of them are stupid.
Look at Aussie Gold Medal hopeful Hassene Fkiri. Fkiri was chasing Ausfailure’s first
Continue reading Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory
By Bluey Crackersport, on September 16th, 2010 New match-fixing allegations involving high-profile NRL players have been revealed by a Sydney radio station.
The reports confirm what many have suspected for years, that rugby league in Ausfailure is rigged. How long it has been going on it anyone’s guess, but they’ve been playing the game over here for 100 years.
Triple M reported
Continue reading NRL Keeping Match Fixing Quiet Until Games Over
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 23rd, 2010 10 out of 10 for this dive?
Was it a fit up? The bookies say it was…
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/danny-green-paul-briggs-fight-was-fixed-claim-bookies/story-e6frf7l6-1225895871887
The blokes counting the money says it wasn’t.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/danny-green-backflip-on-paul-briggs-fight-farce/story-e6frf9if-1225895740070
DANNY Green has performed the ultimate backflip, claiming Paul Briggs didn’t take a dive and was legitimately hurt by his glancing punch in last night’s controversial
Continue reading Money Changes Hands As Fighter Performs 10/10 Backflip On Dive
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 19th, 2010 Aussie School Kids On Shopping Spree
A group of teenagers from Ausfailure on a school trip to New Zealand stole $6000 of merchandise during a four-hour shoplifting spree in Queenstown at the weekend.
[Original Story]
The group of 16 boys, aged between 14 and 16, narrowly avoided arrest and prosecution for youth offending,
Continue reading Aussie Teens Steal 6 Grand On School Trip
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 16th, 2010 Renshaw – On His Bike
Ocker boofheads are everywhere in sport. When you can’t win it fair, the Aussie cheats.
Well, that turned to custard for Aussie boofhead Mark Renshaw on the Tour De France.
Renshaw was expelled from the Tour after helping Mark Cavendish, his teammate, win Stage 11 yesterday.
Renshaw, the
Continue reading Ocker Expelled From Tour For Head Butting Kiwi Opponent
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