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By Bluey Crackersport, on June 18th, 2010 No Bubble Gum
As police hand back embarrassing cellphone footage of rugby league stars doing illegal drugs offenders chewing gum in class are not given such leniency. Sh!t no.
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Jailed for bursting gum STEVE BUTCHER June 18, 2010
A GUM-CHEWING 20-year-old from Dandenong was yesterday jailed by a magistrate
Continue reading Cocaine Yes, Bubble Gum No
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 17th, 2010 Rubgy League Players Get Ready To Party
While some argue rugby league is simply a showcase and feeder for up and coming AFL talent they forget that rugby league also provides some of the best xxx rated entertainment available. Graphic stories of group sex romps, consensual or otherwise, have titillated the public for
Continue reading Sex, Lies, Racism, Drugs, Violence, Rugby League Has Got It All
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 17th, 2010 Uruguay Rugby – 1972 cannibals
AFL Legend Mel Brown has shed some light on why the NSWRL appears to have be less racist than jail-cell suicide capital of the world Queensland. Poor lighting is to blame says Brown. Observers were sceptical about QR-Hell mascot Anthony Mundine’s claims that ‘boys’ got a fair go
Continue reading AFL Sheds Light On Rugby League Race Policy
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 16th, 2010 Jamal Umboto, 3rd from left.
As part of their daily public relations training the Sockerlose visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning. “It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6 In other news lowly ranked pretenders Ghana
Continue reading Sockerlose Orphanage Visit Brings Cheer
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 10th, 2010 What Me Worry?
The cocky swagger of the Ocker meathead has vanished as Ausfailure face certain humiliation at this years Football World Cup official figures show. The Sockerlose begin to lose on June 11th.
http://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-confidence-extends-retreat-20…
The Westpac Melbourne Institute consumer sentiment index dropped by 5.7 per cent in June, a third consecutive monthly
Continue reading Confidence Slides As World Cup Losses Approach
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 8th, 2010 You have to laugh at all those Broncoes fans who have been falling over the place supporting the Melbourne Storm cheats with many saying the players are completely innocent? Of course we can only speculate why Broncoes fans are shoving their tongues down the trousers of News Ltd’s other team, but until we have cellphone
Continue reading Storm Players Too Busy Cheating For Queensland To Front Up
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 6th, 2010 Francesca Schiavone
Francesca Schiavone became the first Italian woman to win a grand slam in the open era when she beat 7th seed favorite Sam Stosur from Ausfailure in straight sets today. The pint sized Italian knocked over the higher ranked player in much the same fashion as the Poms knocked off Ausfailure
Continue reading A Little Girl Wins
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 5th, 2010 Ausfailure
While the world watches, piddling itself as the joint that used to brag about itself as the Sporting Capital of the World crashes and burns on the international stage a little girl from Ausfailure waits. Samantha Stosur today has the forlorn hopes of the entire embattled nation of Ausfailure on her shoulders
Continue reading A Sad Little Country Waits
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 4th, 2010 While Aussie joker sports are losing at an alarming rate Ausfailure’s sheilas are doing very well without any help from the dickless joker brigade.
The Mens rugby team might be on a 7 or is it 8 match losing streak to the underperforming and over coached all black male models but the Sheilaroos are proving
Continue reading Sports Sheilas Take Some Licking
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 3rd, 2010 Tennis Sluts Run Riot
Rising tennis star Laura Robson has hopes of one day winning the Sheilas Final at Wimbleton.
However she won’t be getting any accolades from her tennis pals should she manage to achieve her dream.
Robson has launched a remarkable attack on her rivals, saying some of the world’s female
Continue reading Tennis Star Reveals Breeding
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 2nd, 2010 Tourism Ausfailure is defending itself for using the Mickey Mouse Club theme to promote Ausfailure.
Source : www.brisbanetimes.com.au
“Our sports teams are mickey mouse so why shouldn’t we embrace that and use the mickey mouse theme song to encourage people to visit this part of the third world?” said Carmin Spendsome
Ausfailure’s sports teams are
Continue reading Mickey Mouse Advert for Mickey Mouse Country
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 2nd, 2010 Ausfailure’s Sockerlose last night surprised no one by giving yet another unconvincing effort against 36th ranked Denmark.
Ausfailure’s Coach Pim Werekrap blasted the Sockerlose after their appalling effort against 78th ranked New Zealand last week whilst being full of praise for the professionalism of New Zealand.
Pre game predictions saw bookies favoring Ausfailure to beat
Continue reading World Cup Nightmare Continues For Sockerlose
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 31st, 2010 Aussies Love NZ (Official)
It’s official. Ausfailure is such a sh!theap that most of the bludgers have a stiffy for New Zealand.
No one would be shocked to read the news online today reporting that out of all the countries in the world Aussies pull themselves over it is the tiny rugby league
Continue reading Aussie Stiffy For New Zealand Revealed in Latest Poll
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 30th, 2010 Find us on Facebook
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Bloody good a yas ta drop in and provide a bit a support for the poor buggers doing it tough in Ausfailure’s sports teams.
Rugby, cricket, football or rugby league the poor old Aussie bludgers can’t seem ta make any impression on the scoreboard.
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 28th, 2010 Ausfailure’s troubled socker losers suffered the indignity of having their imported coach tell them he was ashamed of their p!sspoor effort against 78th ranked soccer dreamers New Zealand after the abysmal display the green and yellow boofheads tried to pass off as entertainment on Monday night. Sockerlose Coach Pim Verbeek from Holland strongly criticised Tim
Continue reading Sockerlose Coach Blasts Players For Being Ockers
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 25th, 2010 Ausfailure’s World Cup hopes are in ruins this morning as the reality of it all sinks in – The Sockerlose aren’t much better than New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands in the pacific, current world rugby league champions and ranked 78th in the socker world. In order to get any one to
Continue reading Sockerlose Outclassed By 78th Ranked Pretenders
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 22nd, 2010 As Ausfailure slides down to the bottom of the sh!theap in world sport a lot of people are asking how they got to be top of the heap and are now so sh!thouse. Take this weeks 20/20 cricket humiliation.
It was shocking to see Ausfailure lose to England in the final of the 20/20 World
Continue reading It’s Just Not Cricket
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 Ausfailure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany.
Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles.
Lleyton Hewitt was unable to play because of illness.
Australia
Continue reading Anyone for Tennis?
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fan jokers were today shamed by a bunch of girl’s blouse wearers as their women’s cricket team succeeded to do what none of their men can do – they beat New Zealand at something.
New Zealand is a small sparsely populated group of islands in the Pacific and current rugby league
Continue reading Ausfailure – A Girl’s Blouse Paradise
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 Well done to the Ausfailure 20/20 team for handing yet another world title to the opposition. And who prey tell is the latest sports superstar to lower the Aussie trousers?
England. Yes, that’s what I said, England. The country that until this morning had never won a limited overs world title despite 35 years of
Continue reading Another Ausfailure – Part 23,201 in this month’s series
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