Cocaine Yes, Bubble Gum No

No Bubble Gum

As police hand back embarrassing cellphone footage of rugby league stars doing illegal drugs offenders chewing gum in class are not given such leniency. Sh!t no.

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Jailed for bursting gum STEVE BUTCHER June 18, 2010

A GUM-CHEWING 20-year-old from Dandenong was yesterday jailed by a magistrate

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Sex, Lies, Racism, Drugs, Violence, Rugby League Has Got It All

Rubgy League Players Get Ready To Party

While some argue rugby league is simply a showcase and feeder for up and coming AFL talent they forget that rugby league also provides some of the best xxx rated entertainment available. Graphic stories of group sex romps, consensual or otherwise, have titillated the public for

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AFL Sheds Light On Rugby League Race Policy

Uruguay Rugby – 1972 cannibals

AFL Legend Mel Brown has shed some light on why the NSWRL appears to have be less racist than jail-cell suicide capital of the world Queensland. Poor lighting is to blame says Brown. Observers were sceptical about QR-Hell mascot Anthony Mundine’s claims that ‘boys’ got a fair go

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Sockerlose Orphanage Visit Brings Cheer

Jamal Umboto, 3rd from left.

As part of their daily public relations training the Sockerlose visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning. “It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6 In other news lowly ranked pretenders Ghana

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Confidence Slides As World Cup Losses Approach

What Me Worry?

The cocky swagger of the Ocker meathead has vanished as Ausfailure face certain humiliation at this years Football World Cup official figures show. The Sockerlose begin to lose on June 11th.

http://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-confidence-extends-retreat-20…

The Westpac Melbourne Institute consumer sentiment index dropped by 5.7 per cent in June, a third consecutive monthly

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Storm Players Too Busy Cheating For Queensland To Front Up

You have to laugh at all those Broncoes fans who have been falling over the place supporting the Melbourne Storm cheats with many saying the players are completely innocent? Of course we can only speculate why Broncoes fans are shoving their tongues down the trousers of News Ltd’s other team, but until we have cellphone

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A Little Girl Wins

Francesca Schiavone

Francesca Schiavone became the first Italian woman to win a grand slam in the open era when she beat 7th seed favorite Sam Stosur from Ausfailure in straight sets today. The pint sized Italian knocked over the higher ranked player in much the same fashion as the Poms knocked off Ausfailure

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A Sad Little Country Waits

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While the world watches, piddling itself as the joint that used to brag about itself as the Sporting Capital of the World crashes and burns on the international stage a little girl from Ausfailure waits. Samantha Stosur today has the forlorn hopes of the entire embattled nation of Ausfailure on her shoulders

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Sports Sheilas Take Some Licking

While Aussie joker sports are losing at an alarming rate Ausfailure’s sheilas are doing very well without any help from the dickless joker brigade.

The Mens rugby team might be on a 7 or is it 8 match losing streak to the underperforming and over coached all black male models but the Sheilaroos are proving

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Tennis Star Reveals Breeding

Tennis Sluts Run Riot

Rising tennis star Laura Robson has hopes of one day winning the Sheilas Final at Wimbleton.

However she won’t be getting any accolades from her tennis pals should she manage to achieve her dream.

Robson has launched a remarkable attack on her rivals, saying some of the world’s female

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Mickey Mouse Advert for Mickey Mouse Country

Tourism Ausfailure is defending itself for using the Mickey Mouse Club theme to promote Ausfailure.

Source : www.brisbanetimes.com.au

“Our sports teams are mickey mouse so why shouldn’t we embrace that and use the mickey mouse theme song to encourage people to visit this part of the third world?” said Carmin Spendsome

Ausfailure’s sports teams are

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World Cup Nightmare Continues For Sockerlose

Ausfailure’s Sockerlose last night surprised no one by giving yet another unconvincing effort against 36th ranked Denmark.

Ausfailure’s Coach Pim Werekrap blasted the Sockerlose after their appalling effort against 78th ranked New Zealand last week whilst being full of praise for the professionalism of New Zealand.

Pre game predictions saw bookies favoring Ausfailure to beat

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Aussie Stiffy For New Zealand Revealed in Latest Poll

Aussies Love NZ (Official)

It’s official. Ausfailure is such a sh!theap that most of the bludgers have a stiffy for New Zealand.

No one would be shocked to read the news online today reporting that out of all the countries in the world Aussies pull themselves over it is the tiny rugby league

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Bloody good a yas ta drop in and provide a bit a support for the poor buggers doing it tough in Ausfailure’s sports teams.

Rugby, cricket, football or rugby league the poor old Aussie bludgers can’t seem ta make any impression on the scoreboard.

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Sockerlose Coach Blasts Players For Being Ockers

Ausfailure’s troubled socker losers suffered the indignity of having their imported coach tell them he was ashamed of their p!sspoor effort against 78th ranked soccer dreamers New Zealand after the abysmal display the green and yellow boofheads tried to pass off as entertainment on Monday night. Sockerlose Coach Pim Verbeek from Holland strongly criticised Tim

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Sockerlose Outclassed By 78th Ranked Pretenders

Ausfailure’s World Cup hopes are in ruins this morning as the reality of it all sinks in – The Sockerlose aren’t much better than New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands in the pacific, current world rugby league champions and ranked 78th in the socker world. In order to get any one to

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It’s Just Not Cricket

As Ausfailure slides down to the bottom of the sh!theap in world sport a lot of people are asking how they got to be top of the heap and are now so sh!thouse. Take this weeks 20/20 cricket humiliation.

It was shocking to see Ausfailure lose to England in the final of the 20/20 World

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Anyone for Tennis?

Ausfailure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany.

Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles.

Lleyton Hewitt was unable to play because of illness.

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Ausfailure – A Girl’s Blouse Paradise

Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fan jokers were today shamed by a bunch of girl’s blouse wearers as their women’s cricket team succeeded to do what none of their men can do – they beat New Zealand at something.

New Zealand is a small sparsely populated group of islands in the Pacific and current rugby league

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Another Ausfailure – Part 23,201 in this month’s series

Well done to the Ausfailure 20/20 team for handing yet another world title to the opposition. And who prey tell is the latest sports superstar to lower the Aussie trousers?

England. Yes, that’s what I said, England. The country that until this morning had never won a limited overs world title despite 35 years of

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