SHOCK: Poms Win Something

Pom spokesmen were today playing down their shock win in something.

‘We had been striving for second as we are desperate to be like our subjects the Australians who are second in damn near everything now”

“It’s not a fair go”

Aussie spokespeople said the Poms complaints were sour grapes for winning.

“Those losers should try to learn to be good sports like us, too bad their all w@nkers” said an Australian spokesperson.

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