Soccerlose Choke, Again

After teasing Aussie sports fans with crushing wins over Uzbekistan, Bahrain and India Aussie’s World Cup failures the Soccerlose once more choked badly when it counted and fell over losing to Japan in the Asia Cup Final.

The Soccerlose also lost to Japan the last time they made the final as well, so at least they are used to it.

Not surprisingly the star studded Soccerlose team features many players from the European competition who manage to win big when it counts in Europe but when they pull on the Green and Yellow they seem to be overcome with the desire to lose like all the other Aussie sports people.

“That’s why people call us the Soccerlose from Ausfailure” said a fan from Bummee NSW.

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