Lap Dancers Steal Limelight

Hugh Gerection, today sacked for allowing lap dancers into the athletes village, said he would repeat the deed if he was put in a similar situation again.

“Gizz a break Bluey” he told this reporter.

“Skirts all part of the perks in this job”

It is understood that games officials have decided to investigate the lap dancer scandal to ensure no one missed out on any bribes or kick backs as a result of low level corruption.

“We are serious in our efforts to retain all perks at the highest level only” games spokespeople confirmed today from their presidential suites.

It is understood that a different firm supplies lap dancers for Sydney’s elite motels.

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