Aussie Sheilas Beat France

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Ausfailure’s sports fans finally had something to cheer about this century when their sheila rugby team overcame the odds and won a game in the World Championship Finals.

The Aussie girls beat France to finish third overall.

The World Title was won by New Zealand again.

Ausfailure’s prime minister Jules Gillard congratulated the Aussie chicks for doing their best even though it wasn’t good enough to win the title but at least they beat South Africa.

“I wish I had been there to see them lick the Bok” she said.

The final was held between New Zealand and England.

In men’s rugby the New Zealand team recently completed a record 9 straight wins over Ausfailure in test matches highlighting how crap Ausfailure is at rugby.

England recently beat Ausfailure at all 3 disciplines of cricket proving that Ausfailure is crap at everything else.

In Soccer 20th ranked Ausfailure recently managed a draw against 112th ranked world minnows Switzerland.

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