All Out For 88

Ausfailure’s woes  continue to worry the loser nation as their once unbeatable cricket team takes it fair and square up the clacker by going all out for 88 from cricket minnows Pakistan.

Ausfailure faces England in the Ashes series in 126 days and are on track for yet another dicking.

Prime Minister Jules Gillard was reported to be dissapointed by the news of Ausfailure’s latest collapse.

“Gee sus fugg me bandy” she is reported to have muttered, “what a fuggen sh!thouse pack of w@nkers we are in this dump of a country”, she concluded before getting her eyebrows done.

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