Choker Lines Up For Coveted Silver Medal

In a huge upset, rank outsider Misty Hyman from the USA has defeated unbackable favorite, Australian Susie O’Neil in the 200 Butterfly.

Known as Madame Butterfly for her dramatics O’Neil’s choke has been enthusiastically greeted by overjoyed Australians.

A source from the NSW Choker Society said O’Neil’s failure would warm the hearts of Australians and confirmed the countries status in the choking stakes.

It was believed that a press release would be made shortly offering congratulations from foundation president Greg Norman.

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