It's Official - Ausfailure Lose 2010 World Cup
The long suffering misery guts fans of Ausfailure are rueing the crap performances of their sockerlose team as it wings it’s way back from a successful mission to lose back to back soccer world cups for a second successive time in a row. In 2006 the team was hampered by inexperience and it’s thugs let them down ensuring failure was always possible.
This time the thugs were to the fore as is usual but the whinging reached new heights taking them to the top of the world in the cry baby stakes.
Australasian teams did exactly what they are expected to do at Football World Cups and lost.
While the A team All Whites from the eastern islands nearly upset the apple cart by playing with courage and pride they did not embarrass their cuzzies from the west too much as they prove what losers from Australasia are capable of by being the only unbeaten team in the tournament to get the boot early and that not only are there no second prizes as the Sockerlose clarified but coming first equal 3 times in a row doesn’t cut the mustard either.
All in all it was a great spectacle and proved that Australasia might be good at having prime ministers who wear bras but really does need to try that little bit harder to keep their t!ts restrained.
www.ausfailure.com was given the World Cup for honest and unbiased reporting during the Pool stage after some well placed bribes found their mark.
