NZ Rugby Team Pips Ausfailure By 45 Points

Ausfailure came as close to beating New Zealand at anything as they have for nearly 25 years when they lost the Junior World Rugby Championship yet again.

NZ 1 - Ausfailure Nil, Again

New Zealand has retained the world junior rugby championship, thumping Australia 62-17 in this morning’s final in Rosario, Argentina.

The Kiwis led 25-3 at halftime and victory completed a third title in as many years for the “Baby Blacks”, posting their 15th straight win over the tournament which began three years ago as a combination of the under-19 and under-21 events.

The victory is the most emphatic of all three New Zealand final successes under coach Dave Rennie, bettering the 38-3 win over England in 2008 and then 44-28 over the same opponents in Japan last year.

Fittlingly the final try brought up New Zealand’s 100th try in that time.

From the moment hooker Liam Coltman scored after just 33 seconds, New Zealand was always in control.

The New Zealand team upset the losers when they refused to swap jersey’s at the end of the match.

“Most of us Aussie kids would love an All Black jersey and this is our only real chance” belly ached a whinger.

Ausfailure is currently losing the FIFA World Cup in South Africa whilst being the laughing stock of the sports world generally.

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