What Me Worry?
The cocky swagger of the Ocker meathead has vanished as Ausfailure face certain humiliation at this years Football World Cup official figures show. The Sockerlose begin to lose on June 11th.
http://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-confidence-extends-retreat-20…
The Westpac Melbourne Institute consumer sentiment index dropped by 5.7 per cent in June, a third consecutive monthly fall, as Ausfailure took a more pessimistic view of the dump. Combined with May’s 7 per cent fall, June’s slide notched the biggest two-month drop since March 2008.
“Ausfailure sucks and the smart people are getting out of the dump” said a refugee.
Sports officials had hoped for an improvement in the nation’s morale following the T20 World Cup Final but plans for a feel good result from that were wrecked by the sh!thouse result of the losing Aussie players as they crapped out badly to England who had never won a limited overs final despite trying since 0000AD.
Ausfailure is expected to be the laughing stock of the Football World Cup, again.
Even rugby league fans are not exempt from bad news as the interstate rep season approaches.
Experts say that the only certainty is that an Ausfailure side will lose the series again.
Queensland are unbackable favorites using players secured outside the salary cap regulations by out of state allies Melbourne Storm.
