A Day In The Life
I read the news today oh boy,
Another sports collapse from an Ocker
And though the news was always bad
Well we all had to joke
About our latest choke
She blew her out of the French Open
Not the result that we were hopin’
The crowds of people stood and cheered
They’d seen this farce before
We once the favorites but now were lucky to come fourth.
I’d love to turn it up.
I saw a game today oh dear
Ausfailure won but it was ‘Root The Queer’
We won first prize at being gay
But no one gave a sh!t
We’re just not up to it
We’d love to turn the page.
Woke up, got out of bed
Put my panties on my head
Found my way outside and went to queue
At the dole office on Walleroo
Got some cash and had a bet
Lost the lot in seconds flat
Saw on the news we’d lost again
And somebody trolled and I went into a spin
I read the news today oh sh1t
Were crap it’s true and more than just a bit
The people of the world all laugh
And teams from all over can kick our arse
The cricket, league and tennis too
We’re not much more than slippery dingo pooh
We haven’t fuggall for years
Except first prize at crying in our beers
I’d love to turn off Aus.
