Tennis Sluts Run Riot
Rising tennis star Laura Robson has hopes of one day winning the Sheilas Final at Wimbleton.
However she won’t be getting any accolades from her tennis pals should she manage to achieve her dream.
Robson has launched a remarkable attack on her rivals, saying some of the world’s female players are ”sluts”. Ausfailure-born Robson, who won the junior girls’ Wimbledon title in 2008, told Vogue magazine
”some of the tennis girls, they’re sluts”. She added: ”They go with
every guy and make such a bad name for themselves, and you don’t want to be known for stuff like that. You want to be more discreet.”
Ausfailure is world famous for stories coming to light almost daily of public sex romps with sheilas said to be gagging for group sex with
multiple partners.
Ausfailure cricket star Michael Clarke recently made international
headlines when he pulled out of a cricket tour in order to dump fiance
Lara Bingle after nude pictures of her taken by another bloke were
made public.
Female tennis stars are said to be unimpressed with the Aussie’s catty
comments.
“I don’t really know what a slut is, but I guess if I wanted to, I’d
ask an Aussie” said Louise Notaplaceforsex.
“From what I read in the papers, Ausfailure has about 12.5 million of
them running around the joint with their knickers in their handbags”
she said.
