New Zealand Flys Region's Flag While Aussies Sit On Arse And Do Nothing, Again
While Ausfailure lingers at the bottom of the no-hoper barrel and embarrasses itself on the World Stage on a daily basis sports fans from this part of the World can get down on their knees and thank God for New Zealand.
New Zealand is a small sparsely populated group of islands in the Pacific best known for providing most of the good rugby league players for Ausfailure’s domestic competition. New Zealand also sends a team to the Ausfailure soccer competition to help with crowds. New Zealand recently secured a place in the Soccer World Cup sending shivers down the place where Aussies are supposed to have a spine.
Auckland, a small town in New Zealand, recently won the Oceania Soccer Club Championship and was awarded with an entry into FIFA’s World Club Cup where they recently were placed 5th in the World.
Ausfailure was not represented in the competition but can be proud that their tiny Pacific neighbours flew the flag for this part of the world and didn’t make fools of the region as Ausfailure is prone to do these days.
Ausfailue’s prime minister reportedly congrantulated New Zealand on their heroic performance and asked if the team would give the Aussies a few tips on how not to lose everything.
