Ausfailure Announce New National Anthem

Following the humiliating loss to Italy in the World Cup Ausfailure has announced the new national anthem, with music stolen from David Bowie’s Heroes song

Zeros

I, Italians sing
While we, we are whinging
With nothing on the scoreboard
We can’t beat them, can’t beat no one at all
We can score zero, every day

And you, you can be mean
And I, I’ll drink all the time
Coz we’re boofheads, and that is a fact
Yes we’re drongos, and that is that

Score nothing, in games that matter
We could steal points
If we used our ref
Instead we score nothing, for ever and ever
What he said…

I, I wish we could cheat
Like in rugby and league and cricket
But nothing
Nothing is such a bad score
We can’t beat them, can’t beat no one at all
Oh we can score zero for ever and ever
We are the Zeros,
Just one more time

I, I am quite ill
And gutted at scoring Nil
Scoring nothing, nothing every day
We are the Zeros, again and again
We are worth naught, and over paid.

I, I can remember (I remember)
Winning, something one day
As the rods flew above our heads(over our heads)
And we fished,
Like no one fly fished (no one fly fished)
And the shame was on the other side
We used to beat them, for ever and ever
Now were the Zeros,
just one more time…

We are the Zeros
We are the Zeros
We are the Zeros
Just one more time
We are the Zeros

We’re nothing, and nothing will help us
Maybe we’re lying,
then you better not say
But we could be Kiwis,
if we had a brain

0, z-e-r-o, 0, z-e-r-o
Just one more time

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