True to the long standing traditions of whinging when you are too crap to win born again Soccer thugs from Ausfailure are queuing up to have a crack at any ref who doesn’t have sufficient affect on the game to hand them an easy win.
The latest whinge has come about after Ausfailure once more failed to secure a win against lowly rated Croatia in the Soccer World Cup.
Ausfailure could only manage a 2 all draw.
Ausfailure has won one game against soccer minnows Japan, been thrashed in the mis match with Brazil and this latest result underlines the kind of inconsistency that Ausfailure sports teams are renowned for the world over.
“We wuz robbed” whined the typical Ocker sports fan.
An Australian official said the Socceroos would have asked for a replay if they had missed out on a place in the second round because of the mistake.
John O’Neill, chief executive of Football Federation Australia, said they would have protested if the team had failed to reach the last 16.
Sources close to a source revealed that Ausfailure soccer bosses wanted to use their own referees in future matches to ensure their chances of not getting hammered by better teams were diminished as they do in rugby league.
“In rugby league we always pack a ref or two in with the team luggage and as a result we can always count on a few dodgy calls to cheat a win here and there” said the cheat.
“Why shouldn’t we be allowed to cheat in soccer as well?? he inquired.
Ausfailure stand a good chance of winning this argument after successfully defending hot head ex pat soccer hooligan Harry Kewell who lost his rag and behaved in an appalling manner after Brazil hammered Ausfailure.
Ausfailure argued that going off at the ref when you lose is a tradition in Ausfailure sport and as a result Ocker sports bullies shouldn’t be punished for it.
It is understood that hours and hours of video evidence was submitted to FIFA who eventually agreed that bundling up the ref and blaming him for you crapness was indeed part of the culture of Ausfailure sport and allowed Kewell to play in the match against Croatia.
Kewell was said to be ecstatic about the victory over good sportsmanship.
Other soccer watchers are not impressed and argue that with the rampant violence that soccer seems to instil in the more moronic sports fan that official support for such behavior will see the kind of ill disciplined hooliganism that poisons the games image spread like an outback bushfire in the jungles of urban Ausfailure.
“Ockers are well known for their lack of self control,? said Oswald P Wrong, the eminent lecturer in such matters.
“Why do you think Nicole Kidman chose a Kiwi as a long term root?” he said.
While it is a well known fact that Ocker blokes are pretty crap in the sack and not much chop at anything else at least at soccer they have a chance to kid themselves that they have something over the Japanese if no-one else.
The Ausfailure team, comprised of ex patriot soccer players from all over the world, plays Italy in the next mismatch and while there is every chance that the Aussies will argue for a home town referee for the contest it is expected that their whinging will only prove what a sad arsed pack of losers they can be when given half the chance.
