NEW ZEALAND CRUISE TO EASY WIN OVER GREAT BRITAIN

New Zealand were today still miles ahead of the opposition in the Tri Nations series after their all the way win against Great Britain in the 3rd Tri Nations game in London.

New Zealand won the match 42 to 26.

The result has devastated Great Britain who now have the impossible task of having to beat New Zealand again to get into the final.

Great Britain also have to beat Ausfailure twice but experts agree that shouldn’t be much of a problem.

Ausfailure are using players made up of their NRL competition and are struggling without the usual Kiwi superstars that prop up the NRL.

Great Britain meet Ausfailure next Sunday. The referee will be Steve Ganson who is currently impressing Ausfailure officials. Sources from Ausfailure denied it was because their officials had a fat fetish.

“We just like the way he let’s our players lay on top of the opposition” said a spokesperson for the Aussies.

“It’s the only chance we seem to have to get on top of them in the game” said the official.

Current standings are:

STANDINGS
TEAM P W L D FOR AGAINST POINTS
New Zealand 2 2 1 0 106 82 4
Ausfailure 2 1 1 0 56 62 2
Cheat Britain 1 0 1 0 26 42 0

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