In news just to hand Ausfailure has won something. Sports journalists the world over were rocked when Ausfailure’s International Rules team triumphed over Ireland.
Ausfailure wrapped up the series on Friday with a 21-point win.
“We desperately needed to win this match” said an ecstatic Ocker as he shed tears of pride over the long overdue good news.
“Thank god we weren’t facing the Kiwis” he blabbered.
Ausfailure are the world champions of the Aussie Rules football and game administrators are expected to meet in an urgent council early next week to ensure teams from New Zealand are excluded from the game at international level.
“With the way things are going at present, we have no chance of remaining at the top our game if we give the Kiwis a chance to kick our arses at this sport as well” said a source close to the games controlling body.
Meanwhile the Ausfailure Olympic Committee was looking into whether it could exclude New Zealand team from all international sport and would make an announcement about the crisis as soon as they had worked through the issues of who they had to bribe and were the kickbacks would go.
New Zealand countered the Ausfailure attacks by offering to have a whip around for Ausfailure so they could invest in some penis growth hormones.
