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What Me Worry? The cocky swagger of the Ocker meathead has vanished as Ausfailure face certain humiliation at this years Football World Cup official figures show. The Sockerlose begin to lose on June 11th. http://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-confidence-extends-retreat-20… The Westpac Melbourne Institute consumer sentiment index dropped by 5.7 per cent in June, a third consecutive monthly Continue reading Confidence Slides As World Cup Losses Approach UN On Ausfailure's Tail It had to happen. The United Nations will investigate Ausfailure’s culture of cheating. http://www.smh.com.au/environment/australia-accused-of-fudging-emissi… Ausfailure is said to chasing John Ribot to defend the allegations. Ribot was unavailable for comment having gone fishing with Greg ‘Biffer’ Inglis on the boat Inglis received as part of the salary cap rort Continue reading UN to investigate Aus Cultural Cheating You have to laugh at all those Broncoes fans who have been falling over the place supporting the Melbourne Storm cheats with many saying the players are completely innocent? Of course we can only speculate why Broncoes fans are shoving their tongues down the trousers of News Ltd’s other team, but until we have cellphone Continue reading Storm Players Too Busy Cheating For Queensland To Front Up A Day In The Life I read the news today oh boy, Another sports collapse from an Ocker And though the news was always bad Well we all had to joke About our latest choke She blew her out of the French Open Not the result that we were hopin’ The crowds of Continue reading A Day In The Life Francesca Schiavone Francesca Schiavone became the first Italian woman to win a grand slam in the open era when she beat 7th seed favorite Sam Stosur from Ausfailure in straight sets today. The pint sized Italian knocked over the higher ranked player in much the same fashion as the Poms knocked off Ausfailure Continue reading A Little Girl Wins Ausfailure While the world watches, piddling itself as the joint that used to brag about itself as the Sporting Capital of the World crashes and burns on the international stage a little girl from Ausfailure waits. Samantha Stosur today has the forlorn hopes of the entire embattled nation of Ausfailure on her shoulders Continue reading A Sad Little Country Waits While Aussie joker sports are losing at an alarming rate Ausfailure’s sheilas are doing very well without any help from the dickless joker brigade. The Mens rugby team might be on a 7 or is it 8 match losing streak to the underperforming and over coached all black male models but the Sheilaroos are proving Continue reading Sports Sheilas Take Some Licking Tennis Sluts Run Riot Rising tennis star Laura Robson has hopes of one day winning the Sheilas Final at Wimbleton. However she won’t be getting any accolades from her tennis pals should she manage to achieve her dream. Robson has launched a remarkable attack on her rivals, saying some of the world’s female Continue reading Tennis Star Reveals Breeding Tourism Ausfailure is defending itself for using the Mickey Mouse Club theme to promote Ausfailure. Source : www.brisbanetimes.com.au “Our sports teams are mickey mouse so why shouldn’t we embrace that and use the mickey mouse theme song to encourage people to visit this part of the third world?” said Carmin Spendsome Ausfailure’s sports teams are Continue reading Mickey Mouse Advert for Mickey Mouse Country Ausfailure’s Sockerlose last night surprised no one by giving yet another unconvincing effort against 36th ranked Denmark. Ausfailure’s Coach Pim Werekrap blasted the Sockerlose after their appalling effort against 78th ranked New Zealand last week whilst being full of praise for the professionalism of New Zealand. Pre game predictions saw bookies favoring Ausfailure to beat Continue reading World Cup Nightmare Continues For Sockerlose |
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