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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 31st, 2010 Aussies Love NZ (Official)
It’s official. Ausfailure is such a sh!theap that most of the bludgers have a stiffy for New Zealand.
No one would be shocked to read the news online today reporting that out of all the countries in the world Aussies pull themselves over it is the tiny rugby league
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 30th, 2010 Find us on Facebook
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Bloody good a yas ta drop in and provide a bit a support for the poor buggers doing it tough in Ausfailure’s sports teams.
Rugby, cricket, football or rugby league the poor old Aussie bludgers can’t seem ta make any impression on the scoreboard.
www.ausfailure.com has
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 28th, 2010 Ausfailure’s troubled socker losers suffered the indignity of having their imported coach tell them he was ashamed of their p!sspoor effort against 78th ranked soccer dreamers New Zealand after the abysmal display the green and yellow boofheads tried to pass off as entertainment on Monday night. Sockerlose Coach Pim Verbeek from Holland strongly criticised Tim
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 27th, 2010 Fears schools may cheat to improve test performance The president of the NSW Secondary Principals Council, Jim McAlpine, said Ausfailure was in danger of becoming a ”nation of cheats” unless the national literacy and numeracy tests were monitored by external supervisors.
Mr McAlpine said the federal government’s reward payments for improved NAPLAN results would tempt
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 25th, 2010 Ausfailure’s World Cup hopes are in ruins this morning as the reality of it all sinks in – The Sockerlose aren’t much better than New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands in the pacific, current world rugby league champions and ranked 78th in the socker world. In order to get any one to
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 22nd, 2010 As Ausfailure slides down to the bottom of the sh!theap in world sport a lot of people are asking how they got to be top of the heap and are now so sh!thouse. Take this weeks 20/20 cricket humiliation.
It was shocking to see Ausfailure lose to England in the final of the 20/20 World
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 Ausfailure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany.
Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles.
Lleyton Hewitt was unable to play because of illness.
Australia
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fan jokers were today shamed by a bunch of girl’s blouse wearers as their women’s cricket team succeeded to do what none of their men can do – they beat New Zealand at something.
New Zealand is a small sparsely populated group of islands in the Pacific and current rugby league
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 Well done to the Ausfailure 20/20 team for handing yet another world title to the opposition. And who prey tell is the latest sports superstar to lower the Aussie trousers?
England. Yes, that’s what I said, England. The country that until this morning had never won a limited overs world title despite 35 years of
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 20th, 2010 SOURCE: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/20/2904273.htm
Updated May 20, 2010 06:59:00
Ausfailiure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany.
Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles.
Lleyton Hewitt was
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By Bluey Crackersport, on May 14th, 2010 Source http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/3695206/Sydney-man-critically-ill-after-eating-slug
A Sydney man is critically ill after eating a slug as a dare, leading authorities to issue health warnings on devouring raw gastropods.
The man, 21, is in a critical condition in hospital after contracting a rare form of meningitis called Angiostrongylus or rat lung worm after eating the slug.
NSW Health says
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