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Following Saturdays horrific loss to the lowly ranked Kiwi rugby league team Australian sports officials are crying foul over the state of the playing field at Albany stadium. Albany is the scene of relentless hammerings to Aussie sports teams at the hands of random New Zealand squads and according to sources close to the losing Continue reading Aussies Cry Foul Over Albany Arena Australians were to day reeling from yet another humiliation on the sports field as their alleged world champion rugby league team succumbed to a 4th string Kiwi team in Sydney on Saturday night. The Kiwis chances were weakened as usual by various skulduggery by the fear fueled Australian tryhards but as usual this did not Continue reading Australia or Ausfailure? New Zealand today was allowed to announce it’s rugby league team to play Australia in the upcoming Tri-Nations series. The team is: Brent Webb, Jake Webster, Paul Whatuira, Clinton Toopi, Manu Vatuvei, Nigel Vagana, Stacey Jones, Paul Rauhihi, Lance Hohaia, Ruben Wiki, David Kidwell, Frank Pritchard and Louis Anderson. On the bench are David Faiumu, Continue reading Kiwis Announce 4th String Team To Play Australia Australian Captain Ms Darren Lockyer shows off the new test strip for the paparazzi. The head honchos of Australian Rugby League today announced that for all test matches against formidable third string Kiwi rugby league sides Australian Players would be kitted out in a special playing strip. A spokesman said that the new Continue reading Australia Announces New Test Strip Bluey Crackersport Reports From New Zealand With just a couple of days to go before season 2003 kicks off there have already been several casualties. Craig Coleman was given the bums rush at Souths after continuing in the Souths tradition of losing heaps of games in a row. “Tradition is all very well when it Continue reading 2003 Season Preview HR-Hell HQ The NR-Hell today advised that judicial shaftings will now take place at the new purpose built head office for the NR-Hell Jokediciary. The building is situated at 14 Grovellenbeg Street, Central Sydney. A spokes person for the NR-Hell said the building was designed by a leading architect and was meant to Continue reading NR-HELL Move Into New Offices The New Zealand Warriors scored first blood this week and it wasn’t on the football field, but rather in the pockets of their former financial partner and co-owner, the NZRL. In a move reminiscent of the finest tradition of Aussie league and it’s ability to stick one up the Kiwis, the new New Zealand Warriors Continue reading Warriors Stick It Up NZRL Insiders say that the new broom that is sweeping through New Zealand League is designed to end Australia’s dominance on the game but the smart money is on the Aussies staying well clear of the Kiwis for many years to come. The recent appointments of Barry McAlister and Gary Freeman have been touted as part Continue reading New Broom In New Zealand League Bradfords Kiwi saviors Henry and Robbie Paul are set to release their first single this week to raise funds for their record label. The Paul Bros have a signed a 12 album deal with local hit record producer Miss Anne Zack and the first single will be off the first album entitled “Wish You Were Continue reading Paul Brothers Hit Due Soon Following the Bulldogs 78th minute collapse in recent matches Bulldogs Players Union Delegate Matt O’Finish has called for shorter working hours for his members. The Bulldog Union wants the second half to be reduced to 35 minutes in future and in return they will not ask for win bonuses to be increased. Bulldogs sources remained Continue reading Bulldogs Call For Shorter Working Hours? Queensland league officials are today howling loudly and calling for field goals to be outlawed from the game as the shock of losing to this years wooden spoon certainties the New Zealand Warriors settles in. The Kiwis were level pegging with the real footballers until a Stacey Jones drop goal in the closing minutes of Continue reading Field Goals To Be Outlawed? Australian race car driver Greg Murphy today downplayed his fisticuffs after poor driving by a knuckleheaded competitor caused a major pile up in Sundays Touring Car shebang. “Driving like that deserves a proper response” said the Kiwi hothead, “but the rumors of Warriors coach Daniel Anderson offering me a start in the weekends clash with Continue reading Murphy Denies Warriors Link Up New Warriors Signing Leading bookmakers today shifted their odds on lowly ranked cellar dwellers the New Zealand Warriors following their press conference this morning in Auckland. Most now had the Warriors at 1/1 to take out the premiership making them unbackable favorites to win everything relentlessly. The markets were realigned following the shock Continue reading Warriors Leap Into Favoritism For NRL Premiership ‘Packing bricks’ is how Australian sources close to the test team yet to be announced described the camp’s feeling towards the announcement that a neutral referee will officiate in this years ANZAC test. “Using neutral refs doesn’t help our cause at all, and it goes against the grain to have to accept that.’ said an Continue reading Australia Sh!tting Bricks In Lead Up To ANZAC Test Kangalose As expected the Kiwi Rugby League team humliated the Kangalose from Ausfailure in the Tri Nations final on Sunday morning dicking the former world champions 24 to nothing. Yes, that what I said 24 to nothing. Ausfailure was unable score any points against NZ and most sports journalists agree that the effort Continue reading Kiwis Humiliate Ausfailure In Tri Nations, Again |
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