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By Bluey Crackersport, on January 1st, 2011 Biggest Losers for 2010
CRICKET: Lost the T20 to England, lost the One Day Series to England, lost the Test Series to England, lost the ashes for a third time to England. Biggest Loser Gold Medal.
Honorable Efforts
KEVIN RUDD: Toppled as prime minister in his first term by his deputy Julia Gillard. Rudd stepped
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By Bluey Crackersport, on June 18th, 2010 No Bubble Gum
As police hand back embarrassing cellphone footage of rugby league stars doing illegal drugs offenders chewing gum in class are not given such leniency. Sh!t no.
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Jailed for bursting gum STEVE BUTCHER June 18, 2010
A GUM-CHEWING 20-year-old from Dandenong was yesterday jailed by a magistrate
Continue reading Cocaine Yes, Bubble Gum No
By Bluey Crackersport, on December 9th, 2009 Wallabies Captain Rocky Elsom Says Team Is Not Full Of Meatheads
While the world laughs uncontrollably at the growing list of Ausfailure’s sporting disasters teams that usually struggle to beat the Ockers are lining up to thrash the daylights out of them.
Take their Two Time Rugby World Cup winning team. The Wallabies
Continue reading Ausfailure loses to Scotland for first time since 1982
By Bluey Crackersport, on September 4th, 2007 Oswald P Wrong – World Champion Tipster
Oswald P Wrong has been declared the champion tipster following his complete and utter annihilation of his opponents in the 2007 season NR-Hell competition.
To mark this achievement The Oswald P Wrong Official Fan Club released this special commemorative T-shirt for losers to wear.
T Shirts
Continue reading OSWALD P WRONG SECURES WORLD CHAMPION TIPPING STATUS
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 27th, 2006
Ausfailure Adopts New Flag
Ausfailure today announced that it was adopting a new flag in recognition of it’s sporting woes over the last 2 years. The flag fittingly replaces all the stars with asterisks on the current flag.
Humilitated by New Zealand in 2005 in the Tri Nations final where Willy
Continue reading Ausfailure Adopts New Flag Following Second Tri Nations Humiliation
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 16th, 2005 Australians were to day reeling from yet another humiliation on the sports field as their alleged world champion rugby league team succumbed to a 4th string Kiwi team in Sydney on Saturday night.
The Kiwis chances were weakened as usual by various skulduggery by the fear fueled Australian tryhards but as usual this did not
Continue reading Australia or Ausfailure?
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 11th, 2005 New Zealand today was allowed to announce it’s rugby league team to play Australia in the upcoming Tri-Nations series.
The team is: Brent Webb, Jake Webster, Paul Whatuira, Clinton Toopi, Manu Vatuvei, Nigel Vagana, Stacey Jones, Paul Rauhihi, Lance Hohaia, Ruben Wiki, David Kidwell, Frank Pritchard and Louis Anderson.
On the bench are David Faiumu,
Continue reading Kiwis Announce 4th String Team To Play Australia
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 30th, 2003 Bluey Crackersport Reports From New Zealand
With just a couple of days to go before season 2003 kicks off there have already been several casualties.
Craig Coleman was given the bums rush at Souths after continuing in the Souths tradition of losing heaps of games in a row.
“Tradition is all very well when it
Continue reading 2003 Season Preview
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 30th, 2000 HR-Hell HQ
The NR-Hell today advised that judicial shaftings will now take place at the new purpose built head office for the NR-Hell Jokediciary.
The building is situated at 14 Grovellenbeg Street, Central Sydney.
A spokes person for the NR-Hell said the building was designed by a leading architect and was meant to
Continue reading NR-HELL Move Into New Offices
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 30th, 2000 The New Zealand Warriors scored first blood this week and it wasn’t on the football field, but rather in the pockets of their former financial partner and co-owner, the NZRL. In a move reminiscent of the finest tradition of Aussie league and it’s ability to stick one up the Kiwis, the new New Zealand Warriors
Continue reading Warriors Stick It Up NZRL
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 30th, 2000 Queensland league officials are today howling loudly and calling for field goals to be outlawed from the game as the shock of losing to this years wooden spoon certainties the New Zealand Warriors settles in.
The Kiwis were level pegging with the real footballers until a Stacey Jones drop goal in the closing minutes of
Continue reading Field Goals To Be Outlawed?
By Bluey Crackersport, on August 8th, 2000 John Doe
Rockhampton Police are today appealing to the public for help in identifying a John Doe who has turned up on their doorstep penniless and looking for a place to stay.
Police feel sure that someone somewhere will know the man and hope by publishing the photo someone somewhere will be able
Continue reading Authorities Appeal For Publics Help
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