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By Bluey Crackersport, on July 19th, 2010 Aussie School Kids On Shopping Spree
A group of teenagers from Ausfailure on a school trip to New Zealand stole $6000 of merchandise during a four-hour shoplifting spree in Queenstown at the weekend.
[Original Story]
The group of 16 boys, aged between 14 and 16, narrowly avoided arrest and prosecution for youth offending,
Continue reading Aussie Teens Steal 6 Grand On School Trip
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 16th, 2010 Renshaw – On His Bike
Ocker boofheads are everywhere in sport. When you can’t win it fair, the Aussie cheats.
Well, that turned to custard for Aussie boofhead Mark Renshaw on the Tour De France.
Renshaw was expelled from the Tour after helping Mark Cavendish, his teammate, win Stage 11 yesterday.
Renshaw, the
Continue reading Ocker Expelled From Tour For Head Butting Kiwi Opponent
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 15th, 2010 Only In Ausfailure
Many people visiting the third world often complain of the bad service they get and now a list has been compiled of the world’s worst culprits.
As expected Ausfailure is the worst offender.
It’s the sales assistant who doesn’t end her personal phone call when you walk into the store.
Continue reading World’s Worst Service : Official
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 14th, 2010 Aussie Cadel Evans Finishes Stage 9 A Loser
After just one day at the front of the field Ausfailure’s great white hope for sporting glory predictably crapped out of the Tour De France overnight as dreams of victory remain just that – dreams.
Cadel Evans’ hopes of becoming Australia’s first Tour de France
Continue reading Evans Sh!ts Tour De France Bed
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 12th, 2010 A player from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the Pacific, has made the top 11 players of the 2010 World Cup.
Ausfailure immediately claimed him as one of their own due to the fact that no one from Ausfailure was good enough to make the grade.
New Zealand was
Continue reading Australasian Makes World’s Best
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 2nd, 2010 Ausfailure Nil
While the Sockerlose crashed and burned as predicted by this website at the FIFA World Cup at least all is not lost.
Harry Kewell has come out near the top of top website guardian.co.uk player ratings.
Little old New Zealand did pretty well too.
All Whites Ryan Nelsen and Mark Paston
Continue reading Ausfailure Makes World Cup Rankings
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 30th, 2010 Love All For Ausfailure
Lleyton Hewitt’s defeat in the Mens Singles at Wimbledon ends Ausfailure’s dire participation in both Singles events as Jarmila Groth had earlier lost in straight sets in the Women’s event. At least they both lasted longer than 6th seed Sam Stosur who crashed out on the first day of
Continue reading Anyone For Tennis?
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 29th, 2010 Ausfailure – Desperate for any help
Rugby League, Rugby Union, Cricket, Soccer, Fly Fishing, Formula 1, and now Tennis. There is breaking news for Ausfailure – and it’s all bad, bad bad.
With their nation currently undergoing major upheaval following the removal of their prime minister by the mining companies and coming to
Continue reading Famine Declared
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 25th, 2010 It's Official – Ausfailure Lose 2010 World Cup
The long suffering misery guts fans of Ausfailure are rueing the crap performances of their sockerlose team as it wings it’s way back from a successful mission to lose back to back soccer world cups for a second successive time in a row. In 2006
Continue reading Mission Accomplished
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 24th, 2010 Sockerlose Homecoming
Back to back Fifa World Cup losers the Sockerlose are in transit to the Airport and heading home after securing defeat on the biggest sports stage in the world just minutes ago.
Ausfailure secured defeat in the opening round of the tournament when they crashed 4 nil against a rookie German
Continue reading Two Time Aussie Losers Heading Home
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 22nd, 2010 Ausfailure came as close to beating New Zealand at anything as they have for nearly 25 years when they lost the Junior World Rugby Championship yet again.
NZ 1 – Ausfailure Nil, Again
New Zealand has retained the world junior rugby championship, thumping Australia 62-17 in this morning’s final in Rosario, Argentina.
The
Continue reading NZ Rugby Team Pips Ausfailure By 45 Points
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 22nd, 2010 Whinge, whinge, bleat, bleat, woe is me.
Ausfailure is embarrassing itself on the world stage and showing the world what a bunch of whingers they really are deep down where it counts, as rugby league fans knew all along.
[Source and Full Story]
DESPITE sharing the frustration of the players after watching the
Continue reading Aussie Whingers Told To Shut TF Up, Again
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 22nd, 2010 1/. Stop Cheating 2/. Stop Whinging 3/. Play Football
It’s official, world champion whingers Ausfailure are also world champion cheats. FIFA has tried to dull the droning whining of the Aussie losers as they whinge and bleat and belly ache about the refs doing their jobs.
[Source and Full Story]
ON THE eve
Continue reading They’ve Been Doing It All Day Ref!
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 21st, 2010 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
While the world sits up and watches as the All Whites from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific and current rugby league world champions, upstage their big mouthed and small dicked not so neighborly neighbors from the west Ausfailure at the FIFA World Cup Ausfailure
Continue reading “We’ve never been given the fair go” bleat Sockerlose
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 21st, 2010 NZ's Trophy
More humiliation for former world champs at everything Ausfailure as their idols New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific beat world champion football stars Italy at the FIFA World Cup. New Zealand are 78th ranked dreamers in the world of football and were expected to
Continue reading NZ Beat World Champs, Again
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 20th, 2010 Johnsy Looks Into Racism In Sport
Racist druggie Andrew Johns was today searching for a sole supporter as his reputation as a top Aussie was under further attack from his countrymen. Johns looks set to be denied Immortal status for being a racist.
He has been dumped as coaching consultant by The Eels.
Continue reading Johns ‘you can’t be apologising all your life for being an arsehole.’
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 20th, 2010 Laughing Stock
Ausfailure remain winless in the FIFA World Cup as they lose to Ghana in a 1 all draw. To add insult to humiliation they have lost star hot head Harry Kewell who was red carded and Craig Moore received a caution in a scrappy and ill disciplined performance by the Sockerlose.
Continue reading Moore Misery For Sockerlose
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 20th, 2010 Another Red Card to add to the Kewellection
Ausfailure’s Sockerlose once more proved how hard it is for a team of ockers to play within the rules as they watched their second player in as many matches red carded in the FIFA World Cup. 24 minutes into the Ghana v Ausfailure match the
Continue reading Losing Your Kewell
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 20th, 2010 The Loserbies
Ausfailure’s forlorn sporting hopes were in tatters tonight as the ruggeroid team’s world cup preparations went down the gurgler. Already having to settle for having New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific, take possession of the rugby league world cup, Ausfailure now faces little chance
Continue reading Wannabes 1 Match Winning Streak Ends
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 18th, 2010 L to R: Smith, Inglis and Slater prepare for Origin
Origin of the Species star Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith has made it three in a row.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/smiths-three-contracts/sto…
NRL salary cap investigators have discovered champion hooker Cameron Smith had THREE separate contracts with Melbourne Storm.
One was registered with the NRL, one was
Continue reading Smith Makes It Three In A Row
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