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Biggest Losers for 2010 CRICKET: Lost the T20 to England, lost the One Day Series to England, lost the Test Series to England, lost the ashes for a third time to England. Biggest Loser Gold Medal. Honorable Efforts KEVIN RUDD: Toppled as prime minister in his first term by his deputy Julia Gillard. Rudd stepped Continue reading New Years Honours List While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts. Continue reading Every body needs good neighbours Ausfailure sh!thouse even at cricket now AUSTRALIA 98 and 9-258 (Haddin 55no, Watson 54, Bresnan 4-50) lost to ENGLAND 513 (Trott 168no, Cook 82, Siddle 6-75) by an innings and 157 runs. ENGLAND’s 24-year wait to leave Australia with the Ashes is over. The visitors needed just under 20 overs on day Continue reading Aussies lose Ashes on home soil [Source] MORE than 100 police officers have been charged with 320 criminal offences over the past two years, ranging from drug dealing to aggravated sexual assault, drink-driving and unlawfully altering official records, NSW Police data obtained by the Herald show. The most common charges against 117 officers arrested during the financial years 2008-09 and 2009-10 Continue reading Corruption Alive And Well In Convict Nation Coach Tim Sheens consoles player Billy Slater after the Four Nations final. 11:21 AM Monday Nov 15, 2010 Only a matter of days ago Australia were rated the best team in rugby league. Now their media are practically writing obituaries following the Kangaroos’ shock loss to the Kiwis in the Four Nations final. Here’s Continue reading Ausfailure’s Admits New Zealand Is Way Fuggen Better As expected Ausfailure crapped out yet again to the World Champion Kiwis in the rugby league, that’s the third time in 4 finals that the Ockers have choked. The rugby union mob were national heros last week after finally knocking off the male model dominated All Blacks after 10 failed attempts, but proved that was Continue reading Rugby League Failure Only Tip Of Sh!tty Iceberg Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Choke, Choke, Choke Poor Ausfailure. They just can’t seem to learn that the key to winning is winning when it counts. Take their latest humiliating defeat in rugby league at the hands once more of the world champion New Zealand Kiwis in the Four Nations Final which saw New Zealand Continue reading Mastering The Art of Losing When It Counts While importers of Japan grade condoms are happy with the fact that the average Ausfailure man’s dick is 4 inches according to secret government cover-ups not too many others are thrilled with the problem. Aussie lasses are the biggest losers over the issue and many have ditched the Aussie bloke for more substantially endowed lads Continue reading Relief At Hand For Small Dicked Ockers A Man's Best Friend, in Ausfailure This website has often said Ausfailure is going to the dogs and has highlighted the trip. We will continue to do so as this is our service to humanity, of which Ausfailure is welcome to join any time. It looks a long way off though after events Continue reading Ausfailure Unleashed Source http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/31102010/58/australia-lose-home-t20-record.html
Kangaroo Roadkill, or Aussie Cricket Team 2010 Style Sri Lanka became the first side to beat Australia in a Twenty20 International on their own soil after they won their match in Perth by seven wickets. Australia’s poor form across all forms of the game ahead of the Ashes Continue reading Aussies On Target To Lose Yet Another Ashes Series NZ Male Model and All Black Dan Carter In His Lingerie Photo Shoot Aussies shed tears of pride last night as their poofter team finally managed to out poofter fellow poofters the All Blacks. The All Blacks are a team of male models from New Zealand who have been on a winning Continue reading Ausfailure Wins Poofter Competition Aus Prime Minister Interview On Letterman Australia is viewed as the “dumb blonde” of the world, attractive but shallow and unintelligent, says a visiting British branding expert. Simon Anholt, who has advised more than 40 countries on national identity and reputation, said Australia’s one-dimensional image meant that events such as attacks on Indian Continue reading Ausfailure ‘dumb blonde’ of the world:Official Ausfailure wrestler Hassene Fkiri's brain fart costs certain medal at the Commonwealth Games on Tuesday. It’s often said that you can always tell an Aussie, but you can’t tell him much. This is because so many of them are stupid. Look at Aussie Gold Medal hopeful Hassene Fkiri. Fkiri was chasing Ausfailure’s first Continue reading Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory Another one from the ‘Only in Ausfailure department’ as the wrong winner is announced on Ausfailure’s reality TV show ‘Next Top Model’. Show host Sarah Murdoch wasn’t told who won so ended up announcing the loser as the winner. After the loser had made her victory speech she was them told that like most Aussies Continue reading Next Top Muddle New match-fixing allegations involving high-profile NRL players have been revealed by a Sydney radio station. The reports confirm what many have suspected for years, that rugby league in Ausfailure is rigged. How long it has been going on it anyone’s guess, but they’ve been playing the game over here for 100 years. Triple M reported Continue reading NRL Keeping Match Fixing Quiet Until Games Over Un-named Aussie Sports Team Captain Scientists think they may have discovered the reason why so many Aussies seem to be dickheads and the cause seems to be too much exposure to tributyltin (TBT). TBT is a common ingrediant in anti-fouling and Aussies are known to wear it on their nether regions to avoid Continue reading Scientists Discover Penis Growth Hormone Working For Aussies Sheila's Rugby A Great Spectator Sport Ausfailure’s sports fans finally had something to cheer about this century when their sheila rugby team overcame the odds and won a game in the World Championship Finals. The Aussie girls beat France to finish third overall. The World Title was won by New Zealand again. Ausfailure’s Continue reading Aussie Sheilas Beat France Bluey Crackersport at Headingly Watching Ausfailure Lose, Again 1995. So long ago. That was the last time Ausfailure were sh!thouse enough for the world’s worst cricket team, Pakistan, to cream them But overnight at Headingly in Leeds Ausfailure relented and after a humiliating 1st innings of just a meagre 88 they served their Continue reading Aus Bends Over For Pakistanis 10 out of 10 for this dive? Was it a fit up? The bookies say it was… http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/danny-green-paul-briggs-fight-was-fixed-claim-bookies/story-e6frf7l6-1225895871887 The blokes counting the money says it wasn’t. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/danny-green-backflip-on-paul-briggs-fight-farce/story-e6frf9if-1225895740070 DANNY Green has performed the ultimate backflip, claiming Paul Briggs didn’t take a dive and was legitimately hurt by his glancing punch in last night’s controversial Continue reading Money Changes Hands As Fighter Performs 10/10 Backflip On Dive Ausfailure’s woes continue to worry the loser nation as their once unbeatable cricket team takes it fair and square up the clacker by going all out for 88 from cricket minnows Pakistan. Ausfailure faces England in the Ashes series in 126 days and are on track for yet another dicking. Prime Minister Jules Gillard was Continue reading All Out For 88 |
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