While it’s very true that the past 10 years have been just awful for Ausfailure it’s not like they’re not used to making gallahs of themselves in front of millions of people.
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New Zealand Flys Region's Flag While Aussies Sit On Arse And Do Nothing, Again While Ausfailure lingers at the bottom of the no-hoper barrel and embarrasses itself on the World Stage on a daily basis sports fans from this part of the World can get down on their knees and thank God for Continue reading Thank God For New Zealand! No joking, It’s choking More bad news for Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fans today as news comes in of the Ausfailure Schoolboys suffered a heartbreaking 30-28 loss in the dying stages of their tour match against England Under 18 at Sale Rugby Club on Sunday. Hot on the heals of the Wallabies humiliating Continue reading Aussie Youngsters Join Choker Ranks AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages. Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend Updated 16-08-2008 17:45 Aussie men are well known for going out on the turps and chundering their guts up after a couple of shandy’s but rarely do they perform this feat on the world stage. Today in Beijing ocker boofhead Jared Tallent changed all that by upchucking his guts after losing the men’s 20km Continue reading Down-Under Losers Blunder and Chunder Updated 02-07-2008 14:30 While it is a generally accepted fact that Aussie sports people are the worlds biggest cheats due to their inability to compete effectively on a level playing field a study just released proves that they are not the only ones cheating to get by in the big league. Sports referees from Continue reading Official: Aussie Refs Admit To Being Cheats Too Sports fans from Ausfailure were gutted today when yet another attempt to send a player to the Olympics by rorting the rules was trounced by The Court of Arbitration for Sport. This follows hot on the heals of FIFA laughing off an attempt by Football Ausfailure to play a banned player during the Bejing games. Continue reading Aussie Loses First Olympic Medal Before Games Even Start International Soccer ringmasters Fifa have laughed off the tuggery of the Football Federation of Ausfailure after they tried to impose an on again off again ban on one of their thugs for smacking over a ref. Originally suspended from competing at the August 8-24 Games after being handed a 15-month suspension for striking referee Mark Continue reading FIFA says F-OFF FFS to FFA New Zealand Rugby League bosses have sought the advice of their counterparts from Ausfailure as the World Champion Rugby League team came to terms with the embarrassing loss to easybeats the Kangalose in an exhibition match played to promote the game in Wellington on the weekend. Formerly known as the ANZAC Test the friendly match Continue reading Ausfailure Offers Advice On Losing For Kiwis
Ausfailure Adopts New Flag Ausfailure today announced that it was adopting a new flag in recognition of it’s sporting woes over the last 2 years. The flag fittingly replaces all the stars with asterisks on the current flag. Humilitated by New Zealand in 2005 in the Tri Nations final where Willy Continue reading Ausfailure Adopts New Flag Following Second Tri Nations Humiliation New Zealand’s Black Sticks shocked Australia with a scoreless draw in their second match of the women’s World Champions Trophy hockey tournament in Amsterdam this morning. The young New Zealanders kept the world’s third-ranked side goalless and came close to upsetting them again after their shock win in last year’s Oceania tournament. The puckeroos suffered Continue reading Aussie Puckerood By Kiwis At World Champs The New Zealand junior girls’ table tennis team won the Oceania title to qualify for the world championships in Egypt in December. They beat Ausfailure 3-Nil in the Oceania final in Geelong. World Finals officials were jubilant that a team from New Zealand would represent Oceania in December saying ‘At least now we can be Continue reading Oceania Now A Chance in World Title Robots fight for the ball during a match of the four-legged league at the RoboCup 2006 in Bremen June 17, 2006. As one Australian football team was facing up to defeat in Germany overnight, another was celebrating after claiming a world championship. The University of Newcastle’s NUBots beat off strong competition from around the world Continue reading SHOCK: Aussie World Champs At Something True to the long standing traditions of whinging when you are too crap to win born again Soccer thugs from Ausfailure are queuing up to have a crack at any ref who doesn’t have sufficient affect on the game to hand them an easy win. The latest whinge has come about after Ausfailure once more Continue reading “We Wuz Robbed” Whingefest Continues As Ausfailure struggles to come to terms with the fact that they are pretty much crap at everything these days Aussies are leading the charge in blaming everyone but themselves for their crap performances. Even those who have buggered off from Loser Central to hide from the humiliating defeats still find their natural talent for Continue reading Ausfailure Whinge Again In news just to hand Ausfailure has won something. Sports journalists the world over were rocked when Ausfailure’s International Rules team triumphed over Ireland. Ausfailure wrapped up the series on Friday with a 21-point win. “We desperately needed to win this match” said an ecstatic Ocker as he shed tears of pride over the long Continue reading World Shocked At Ocker Win The Hockeyroos suffered their first loss to New Zealand in five years and 22 matches to cap a black weekend for Australian women’s teams against their trans-Tasman foes. The 1-0 loss in the first Test of the three-match Oceania World Cup qualifying series followed the Australian netball team’s record 61-36 defeat to the world champion Continue reading Aussie Sheilas Get On The Slippery Slope
The Green and Golden Shower Ausfailure today accepted that it had earned the tile of the Green and Golden Shower following the historic loss to New Zealand (again) in the Netball Test held at Waitakarie between the Silver Ferns and Ausfailure. New Zealand scored a record 61 points against the Continue reading Ausfailure: The Green and Golden Shower? Desperate to enhance the image of Ausfailure as a nation of losers the Australian Olympic Committee has announced it has won 20 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics. No Ashes, beaten by the Kiwis in Sydney for the first time since 1959, no Bledisloe Cup, no golf majors, tennis brat Lleyton Hewitt still can’t win Continue reading Ausfailure Wins 20 Golds at 2008 Olympics |
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