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Aussie School Kids On Shopping Spree A group of teenagers from Ausfailure on a school trip to New Zealand stole $6000 of merchandise during a four-hour shoplifting spree in Queenstown at the weekend. [Original Story] The group of 16 boys, aged between 14 and 16, narrowly avoided arrest and prosecution for youth offending, Continue reading Aussie Teens Steal 6 Grand On School Trip Renshaw – On His Bike Ocker boofheads are everywhere in sport. When you can’t win it fair, the Aussie cheats. Well, that turned to custard for Aussie boofhead Mark Renshaw on the Tour De France. Renshaw was expelled from the Tour after helping Mark Cavendish, his teammate, win Stage 11 yesterday. Renshaw, the Continue reading Ocker Expelled From Tour For Head Butting Kiwi Opponent Only In Ausfailure Many people visiting the third world often complain of the bad service they get and now a list has been compiled of the world’s worst culprits. As expected Ausfailure is the worst offender. It’s the sales assistant who doesn’t end her personal phone call when you walk into the store. Continue reading World’s Worst Service : Official Aussie Cadel Evans Finishes Stage 9 A Loser After just one day at the front of the field Ausfailure’s great white hope for sporting glory predictably crapped out of the Tour De France overnight as dreams of victory remain just that – dreams. Cadel Evans’ hopes of becoming Australia’s first Tour de France Continue reading Evans Sh!ts Tour De France Bed A player from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the Pacific, has made the top 11 players of the 2010 World Cup. Ausfailure immediately claimed him as one of their own due to the fact that no one from Ausfailure was good enough to make the grade. New Zealand was Continue reading Australasian Makes World’s Best Ausfailure Nil While the Sockerlose crashed and burned as predicted by this website at the FIFA World Cup at least all is not lost. Harry Kewell has come out near the top of top website guardian.co.uk player ratings. Little old New Zealand did pretty well too. All Whites Ryan Nelsen and Mark Paston Continue reading Ausfailure Makes World Cup Rankings Love All For Ausfailure Lleyton Hewitt’s defeat in the Mens Singles at Wimbledon ends Ausfailure’s dire participation in both Singles events as Jarmila Groth had earlier lost in straight sets in the Women’s event. At least they both lasted longer than 6th seed Sam Stosur who crashed out on the first day of Continue reading Anyone For Tennis? Ausfailure – Desperate for any help Rugby League, Rugby Union, Cricket, Soccer, Fly Fishing, Formula 1, and now Tennis. There is breaking news for Ausfailure – and it’s all bad, bad bad. With their nation currently undergoing major upheaval following the removal of their prime minister by the mining companies and coming to Continue reading Famine Declared Aussie Coach Potato Dean is beside himself with grief over cricket loses During the match fixing era it was pretty common for current world champion whingers Ausfailure to return a win divvy. However for whatever reason it’s now almost impossible to find anything that you would be prepared to back Ausfailure winning, other Continue reading More Misery For Aussie Couch Potatos It's Official – Ausfailure Lose 2010 World Cup The long suffering misery guts fans of Ausfailure are rueing the crap performances of their sockerlose team as it wings it’s way back from a successful mission to lose back to back soccer world cups for a second successive time in a row. In 2006 Continue reading Mission Accomplished Ausfailure came as close to beating New Zealand at anything as they have for nearly 25 years when they lost the Junior World Rugby Championship yet again. NZ 1 – Ausfailure Nil, Again New Zealand has retained the world junior rugby championship, thumping Australia 62-17 in this morning’s final in Rosario, Argentina. The Continue reading NZ Rugby Team Pips Ausfailure By 45 Points Whinge, whinge, bleat, bleat, woe is me. Ausfailure is embarrassing itself on the world stage and showing the world what a bunch of whingers they really are deep down where it counts, as rugby league fans knew all along. [Source and Full Story] DESPITE sharing the frustration of the players after watching the Continue reading Aussie Whingers Told To Shut TF Up, Again 1/. Stop Cheating 2/. Stop Whinging 3/. Play Football It’s official, world champion whingers Ausfailure are also world champion cheats. FIFA has tried to dull the droning whining of the Aussie losers as they whinge and bleat and belly ache about the refs doing their jobs. [Source and Full Story] ON THE eve Continue reading They’ve Been Doing It All Day Ref! Another Red Card to add to the Kewellection Ausfailure’s Sockerlose once more proved how hard it is for a team of ockers to play within the rules as they watched their second player in as many matches red carded in the FIFA World Cup. 24 minutes into the Ghana v Ausfailure match the Continue reading Losing Your Kewell Ausfailure While the world watches, piddling itself as the joint that used to brag about itself as the Sporting Capital of the World crashes and burns on the international stage a little girl from Ausfailure waits. Samantha Stosur today has the forlorn hopes of the entire embattled nation of Ausfailure on her shoulders Continue reading A Sad Little Country Waits Tennis Sluts Run Riot Rising tennis star Laura Robson has hopes of one day winning the Sheilas Final at Wimbleton. However she won’t be getting any accolades from her tennis pals should she manage to achieve her dream. Robson has launched a remarkable attack on her rivals, saying some of the world’s female Continue reading Tennis Star Reveals Breeding Ausfailure’s troubled socker losers suffered the indignity of having their imported coach tell them he was ashamed of their p!sspoor effort against 78th ranked soccer dreamers New Zealand after the abysmal display the green and yellow boofheads tried to pass off as entertainment on Monday night. Sockerlose Coach Pim Verbeek from Holland strongly criticised Tim Continue reading Sockerlose Coach Blasts Players For Being Ockers Ausfailure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany. Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles. Lleyton Hewitt was unable to play because of illness. Australia Continue reading Anyone for Tennis? SOURCE: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/20/2904273.htm Updated May 20, 2010 06:59:00 Ausfailiure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany. Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles. Lleyton Hewitt was Continue reading Aussies lose World Team tennis tie As Ausfailure’s cricket team and fans reel and mourn it’s now legendary ability to bowl underarm to secure victories against real sports teams at least they are not laying down and doing bugger all about it like the rest of their lazy fellow country losers. When the Green and Yellow losers from Down Underarm faced Continue reading Ocker Cricketers Lose The Plot, Again |
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