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By Bluey Crackersport, on July 30th, 2011 Sporting Failure Capital of the World Ausfailure has once more lowered the bar on how embarrassing it’s successive sporting humiliations can go with a predictable loss to Samoa.
Sources from Samoa say they were not surprised to have knocked off the Super 14 champions. “Yeah pro, we won, but when you look at it, we
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 31st, 2010 NZ Male Model and All Black Dan Carter In His Lingerie Photo Shoot
Aussies shed tears of pride last night as their poofter team finally managed to out poofter fellow poofters the All Blacks. The All Blacks are a team of male models from New Zealand who have been on a winning
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By Bluey Crackersport, on September 6th, 2010 Sheila's Rugby A Great Spectator Sport
Ausfailure’s sports fans finally had something to cheer about this century when their sheila rugby team overcame the odds and won a game in the World Championship Finals.
The Aussie girls beat France to finish third overall.
The World Title was won by New Zealand again.
Ausfailure’s
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By Bluey Crackersport, on June 20th, 2010 The Loserbies
Ausfailure’s forlorn sporting hopes were in tatters tonight as the ruggeroid team’s world cup preparations went down the gurgler. Already having to settle for having New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific, take possession of the rugby league world cup, Ausfailure now faces little chance
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By Bluey Crackersport, on December 14th, 2009 No joking, It’s choking
More bad news for Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fans today as news comes in of the Ausfailure Schoolboys suffered a heartbreaking 30-28 loss in the dying stages of their tour match against England Under 18 at Sale Rugby Club on Sunday.
Hot on the heals of the Wallabies humiliating
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By Bluey Crackersport, on December 9th, 2009 Wallabies Captain Rocky Elsom Says Team Is Not Full Of Meatheads
While the world laughs uncontrollably at the growing list of Ausfailure’s sporting disasters teams that usually struggle to beat the Ockers are lining up to thrash the daylights out of them.
Take their Two Time Rugby World Cup winning team. The Wallabies
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By Bluey Crackersport, on September 3rd, 2009 AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below
DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.
The cupboard is bare
Features
Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are
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By Bluey Crackersport, on August 24th, 2009 While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages.
Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was
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By Bluey Crackersport, on August 10th, 2000 The rugby world was today shocked to find the Wellington Hurricanes finally win a game.
The Canes beat comp favorites The Brumbies in a bizarre match at Brumbies home ground 20 – 13.
Australian Rugby Union spokespeople have denied rumors that they are approaching their New Zealand counterparts and offering them another chance at a
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