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Nice effort the Kiwis PHIL GIFFORD – Sunday Star Times http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/4507472/Ockers-who-hit-an-all-time-low OPINION: Let’s honour the Australian way in sport by kicking them while they’re down. Punter Ponting’s meltdown during the Ashes debacle at the MCG might have drawn more sympathy if you didn’t recall Steve Waugh’s snipe at Herschelle Gibbs in a world cup final, “You’ve just dropped the Continue reading Ashes to ashes: Ockers who hit an all-time low Ausfailure’s decline as an aquatic superpower was again emphasised at the World Short-Course Championships in Dubai. In case you missed it, the former penile colony finished ninth behind the likes of Spain and Brazil. The London Olympics are only a year away and the bulk of Ausfailure’s medals traditionally come from the pool. Whingers suggest Continue reading HUMILIATION ALERT A Man’s Best Friend, in Ausfailure Continue reading Watch and Download Full Movie Erosion (2017) Kangaroo Roadkill, or Aussie Cricket Team 2010 Style Continue reading Watch Full Movie Same Kind of Different as Me (2017) Ausfailure Nil Continue reading Watch and Download Full Movie Roman J. Israel, Esq. (2017) Unlike serious sports websites like www.ausfailure.com which offer expert analysis of Ausfailure’s sporting bed-sh!ts it’s just fuggen wrong to see other websites making fun of the craparse form of the former penile colony. Ausfailure’s dire sh!theap sports teams are a serious problem and it’s not a good look to see people Continue reading Running Scared While some argue rugby league is simply a showcase and feeder for up and coming AFL talent they forget that rugby league also provides some of the best xxx rated entertainment available. Graphic stories of group sex romps, consensual or otherwise, have titillated the public for Continue reading Sex, Lies, Racism, Drugs, Violence, Rugby League Has Got It All AFL Legend Mel Brown has shed some light on why the NSWRL appears to have be less racist than jail-cell suicide capital of the world Queensland. Poor lighting is to blame says Brown. Observers were sceptical about QR-Hell mascot Anthony Mundine’s claims that ‘boys’ got a fair go Continue reading AFL Sheds Light On Rugby League Race Policy Francesca Schiavone became the first Italian woman to win a grand slam in the open era when she beat 7th seed favorite Sam Stosur from Ausfailure in straight sets today. The pint sized Italian knocked over the higher ranked player in much the same fashion as the Poms knocked off Ausfailure Continue reading A Little Girl Wins Ausfailure’s Sockerlose last night surprised no one by giving yet another unconvincing effort against 36th ranked Denmark. Ausfailure’s Coach Pim Werekrap blasted the Sockerlose after their appalling effort against 78th ranked New Zealand last week whilst being full of praise for the professionalism of New Zealand. Pre game predictions saw bookies favoring Ausfailure to beat Continue reading World Cup Nightmare Continues For Sockerlose Find us on Facebook Bloody good a yas ta drop in and provide a bit a support for the poor buggers doing it tough in Ausfailure’s sports teams. Rugby, cricket, football or rugby league the poor old Aussie bludgers can’t seem ta make any impression on the scoreboard. www.ausfailure.com has Continue reading AUSfAILURE ON facebook Fears schools may cheat to improve test performance The president of the NSW Secondary Principals Council, Jim McAlpine, said Ausfailure was in danger of becoming a ”nation of cheats” unless the national literacy and numeracy tests were monitored by external supervisors. Mr McAlpine said the federal government’s reward payments for improved NAPLAN results would tempt Continue reading Ausfailure A Nation Of Cheats (Official) Ausfailure’s World Cup hopes are in ruins this morning as the reality of it all sinks in – The Sockerlose aren’t much better than New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands in the pacific, current world rugby league champions and ranked 78th in the socker world. In order to get any one to Continue reading Sockerlose Outclassed By 78th Ranked Pretenders As Ausfailure slides down to the bottom of the sh!theap in world sport a lot of people are asking how they got to be top of the heap and are now so sh!thouse. Take this weeks 20/20 cricket humiliation. It was shocking to see Ausfailure lose to England in the final of the 20/20 World Continue reading It’s Just Not Cricket John Doe Continue reading Watch Full Movie Laddie (2017) Ausfailure Continue reading Watch and Download Full Movie Suburbicon (2017) |
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