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By Bluey Crackersport, on August 3rd, 2012 Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure Being Sh!t At Sports For The Last Decade
It’s official.
Ausfailure’s 24 million sore losers have found a scapegoat for their craparse London Olympics effort.
Julia Gillard is the reason the Aussies haven’t been able to cheat a few wins in London.
Gillard became prime minister after former
Continue reading Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure’s Olympic Sh!t The Bed
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 3rd, 2011 You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you?
Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip.
When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his
Continue reading Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 29th, 2011 Any Aussie who tells you they are not a nation of loser whinging halfwits just needs to be reminded of Kangalose Coach Ricky Stuart’s bleating moaning whingefest that cost him his job after his pack of moaners choked again against New Zealand in a big game, but it’s nice to see the daily press in
Continue reading Whinger! Salute to another great Australian trait
By Bluey Crackersport, on January 29th, 2011 The long suffering Aussie sports fan has done it tough these last few years as they have been tied down sport like an unwilling marsupial component of a deviant bondage session and forced to watch their beloved rugby league team take it up the clacker repeatedly by the world champions from New Zealand, a small
Continue reading Kangaroos Notch Up A Victory – Finally
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 17th, 2010 [Source]
MORE than 100 police officers have been charged with 320 criminal offences over the past two years, ranging from drug dealing to aggravated sexual assault, drink-driving and unlawfully altering official records, NSW Police data obtained by the Herald show.
The most common charges against 117 officers arrested during the financial years 2008-09 and 2009-10
Continue reading Corruption Alive And Well In Convict Nation
By Bluey Crackersport, on September 16th, 2010 New match-fixing allegations involving high-profile NRL players have been revealed by a Sydney radio station.
The reports confirm what many have suspected for years, that rugby league in Ausfailure is rigged. How long it has been going on it anyone’s guess, but they’ve been playing the game over here for 100 years.
Triple M reported
Continue reading NRL Keeping Match Fixing Quiet Until Games Over
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 23rd, 2010 10 out of 10 for this dive?
Was it a fit up? The bookies say it was…
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/danny-green-paul-briggs-fight-was-fixed-claim-bookies/story-e6frf7l6-1225895871887
The blokes counting the money says it wasn’t.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/danny-green-backflip-on-paul-briggs-fight-farce/story-e6frf9if-1225895740070
DANNY Green has performed the ultimate backflip, claiming Paul Briggs didn’t take a dive and was legitimately hurt by his glancing punch in last night’s controversial
Continue reading Money Changes Hands As Fighter Performs 10/10 Backflip On Dive
By Bluey Crackersport, on July 16th, 2010 Renshaw – On His Bike
Ocker boofheads are everywhere in sport. When you can’t win it fair, the Aussie cheats.
Well, that turned to custard for Aussie boofhead Mark Renshaw on the Tour De France.
Renshaw was expelled from the Tour after helping Mark Cavendish, his teammate, win Stage 11 yesterday.
Renshaw, the
Continue reading Ocker Expelled From Tour For Head Butting Kiwi Opponent
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 26th, 2010 Aussie Coach Potato Dean is beside himself with grief over cricket loses
During the match fixing era it was pretty common for current world champion whingers Ausfailure to return a win divvy. However for whatever reason it’s now almost impossible to find anything that you would be prepared to back Ausfailure winning, other
Continue reading More Misery For Aussie Couch Potatos
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 22nd, 2010 1/. Stop Cheating 2/. Stop Whinging 3/. Play Football
It’s official, world champion whingers Ausfailure are also world champion cheats. FIFA has tried to dull the droning whining of the Aussie losers as they whinge and bleat and belly ache about the refs doing their jobs.
[Source and Full Story]
ON THE eve
Continue reading They’ve Been Doing It All Day Ref!
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 18th, 2010 L to R: Smith, Inglis and Slater prepare for Origin
Origin of the Species star Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith has made it three in a row.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/smiths-three-contracts/sto…
NRL salary cap investigators have discovered champion hooker Cameron Smith had THREE separate contracts with Melbourne Storm.
One was registered with the NRL, one was
Continue reading Smith Makes It Three In A Row
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 8th, 2010 You have to laugh at all those Broncoes fans who have been falling over the place supporting the Melbourne Storm cheats with many saying the players are completely innocent? Of course we can only speculate why Broncoes fans are shoving their tongues down the trousers of News Ltd’s other team, but until we have cellphone
Continue reading Storm Players Too Busy Cheating For Queensland To Front Up
By Bluey Crackersport, on June 2nd, 2010 Tourism Ausfailure is defending itself for using the Mickey Mouse Club theme to promote Ausfailure.
Source : www.brisbanetimes.com.au
“Our sports teams are mickey mouse so why shouldn’t we embrace that and use the mickey mouse theme song to encourage people to visit this part of the third world?” said Carmin Spendsome
Ausfailure’s sports teams are
Continue reading Mickey Mouse Advert for Mickey Mouse Country
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 27th, 2010 Fears schools may cheat to improve test performance The president of the NSW Secondary Principals Council, Jim McAlpine, said Ausfailure was in danger of becoming a ”nation of cheats” unless the national literacy and numeracy tests were monitored by external supervisors.
Mr McAlpine said the federal government’s reward payments for improved NAPLAN results would tempt
Continue reading Ausfailure A Nation Of Cheats (Official)
By Bluey Crackersport, on May 22nd, 2010 As Ausfailure slides down to the bottom of the sh!theap in world sport a lot of people are asking how they got to be top of the heap and are now so sh!thouse. Take this weeks 20/20 cricket humiliation.
It was shocking to see Ausfailure lose to England in the final of the 20/20 World
Continue reading It’s Just Not Cricket
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 16th, 2009 Number 2
England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament.
New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final.
Ausfailure failed
Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 12th, 2009 Updated 12-11-2009 08:17
Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again
After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis
Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref
By Bluey Crackersport, on November 10th, 2009 Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more.
Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to
Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 22nd, 2009 A Loser
Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team.
Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van
Continue reading Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat
By Bluey Crackersport, on September 3rd, 2009 AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below
DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market.
The cupboard is bare
Features
Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are
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