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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 31st, 2005 New Zealand were today still miles ahead of the opposition in the Tri Nations series after their all the way win against Great Britain in the 3rd Tri Nations game in London.
New Zealand won the match 42 to 26.
The result has devastated Great Britain who now have the impossible task of having to
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 30th, 2005 In news just to hand Ausfailure has won something. Sports journalists the world over were rocked when Ausfailure’s International Rules team triumphed over Ireland.
Ausfailure wrapped up the series on Friday with a 21-point win.
“We desperately needed to win this match” said an ecstatic Ocker as he shed tears of pride over the long
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 30th, 2005 The Hockeyroos suffered their first loss to New Zealand in five years and 22 matches to cap a black weekend for Australian women’s teams against their trans-Tasman foes. The 1-0 loss in the first Test of the three-match Oceania World Cup qualifying series followed the Australian netball team’s record 61-36 defeat to the world champion
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 30th, 2005
The Green and Golden Shower
Ausfailure today accepted that it had earned the tile of the Green and Golden Shower following the historic loss to New Zealand (again) in the Netball Test held at Waitakarie between the Silver Ferns and Ausfailure.
New Zealand scored a record 61 points against the
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 29th, 2005 Desperate to enhance the image of Ausfailure as a nation of losers the Australian Olympic Committee has announced it has won 20 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics.
No Ashes, beaten by the Kiwis in Sydney for the first time since 1959, no Bledisloe Cup, no golf majors, tennis brat Lleyton Hewitt still can’t win
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 26th, 2005 Australian Referees On Tour To England pose for a team photo
Referees from the NRL competition Australia have used the current Tri Nations series to embark on a bonding excercise to cement friendship and comradeship in their ranks.
In the first tour of it’s kind the referees decided that touring with the Australian
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 26th, 2005 Robbie Paul in doubt after skull surgery.
Cheat Britain sources today refused to comment on rumours that Robbie Paul was out of contention to play for New Zealand in the Tri Nations series.
Sources close to the Cheat Britain team in Ausfailure revealed that Paul was given a haircut before leaving Bradford and
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 24th, 2005 Skull of an Aussie
World champion moaners Ausfailure were today awarded the Gold Medal in Whinging following a poll by legendary sports announcers.
The Medal is the highest honor for whingers and until recently is was seen that England owned the rights to this annual award, but Ausfailure has creamed all the opposition
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 22nd, 2005 Bluey Crackersport in Auckland
The Kiwis confirmed their rightful place at the top of international rugby league last night in Auckland when they added 26 points to their points tally in the Tri Nations Series.
The top line Kangaroo side looked decidedly second rate next to the 5th string Kiwi side cobbled together
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 21st, 2005 Following Saturdays horrific loss to the lowly ranked Kiwi rugby league team Australian sports officials are crying foul over the state of the playing field at Albany stadium. Albany is the scene of relentless hammerings to Aussie sports teams at the hands of random New Zealand squads and according to sources close to the losing
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 16th, 2005 Australians were to day reeling from yet another humiliation on the sports field as their alleged world champion rugby league team succumbed to a 4th string Kiwi team in Sydney on Saturday night.
The Kiwis chances were weakened as usual by various skulduggery by the fear fueled Australian tryhards but as usual this did not
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By Bluey Crackersport, on October 11th, 2005 New Zealand today was allowed to announce it’s rugby league team to play Australia in the upcoming Tri-Nations series.
The team is: Brent Webb, Jake Webster, Paul Whatuira, Clinton Toopi, Manu Vatuvei, Nigel Vagana, Stacey Jones, Paul Rauhihi, Lance Hohaia, Ruben Wiki, David Kidwell, Frank Pritchard and Louis Anderson.
On the bench are David Faiumu,
Continue reading Kiwis Announce 4th String Team To Play Australia
By Bluey Crackersport, on October 5th, 2005 Australian Captain Ms Darren Lockyer shows off the new test strip for the paparazzi.
The head honchos of Australian Rugby League today announced that for all test matches against formidable third string Kiwi rugby league sides Australian Players would be kitted out in a special playing strip. A spokesman said that the new
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